And Now For Something Completely Different: A Man Who Orgasms 100 Times a Day

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  1. peterfonda

    peterfonda Well-Known Member

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    Does he jizz every time? Does he wrap a freezer bag around his dick to collect it? How often does he have to empty it?
     
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    “Imagine being on your knees at your father’s funeral beside his casket, saying goodbye to him — and then you have nine orgasms right there,” he said. “While your whole family is standing behind you.”
     
  4. idiotbox

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    i couldn't have one orgasm with his wife. oofah
     
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    That is some funny shit...........
     
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    The cure's sitting right next to him.
     
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    100 dropping loads a day :wtf:
     
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    SouthernListen I don't follow the crowd. Sorry about that. VIP

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    Take two Zoloft and do not ever come back here.
     
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    must be a real bitch when he's banging the wife........he's already had 10 before the wife even gets his cock in her mouth.
     
  10. idiotbox

    idiotbox Looking for a dime and found a quarter. VIP

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    oooooooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!! dropping loads by the hundreds.
     
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    So does he walk around with a boner all day?
    Does stuff come out?
    Is he a fucking kook?
    For such a long article, it answered very few questions
     
  12. Jayla

    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    Oof. They're both kind of fuggos. They must be using porn? I didn't want to read the whole thing. Does he just spontaneously and involuntarily shoot? Must be. Who would TRY to get themselves worked up that many times a day? @wife is a whore?
     
  13. wife is a whore

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    My record is 5 solo and 4 with a broad.
     
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    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    Like 25 yrs ago, right?:p
     
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    5solo, close. 4 with a broad? nah. It has been a few years but not that long. Maybe w/ a rubber it would be hard to stay hard the 4th time. No rubber, I'm beating it up as much as I can so she gets sore and greenlights the brown eye.
     
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    And since we are playing 20 questions, What is your record for Loads Taken In a Day?
     
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    all very valid questions!
     
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    Probably something like 3. Now, that's it!
     
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    Every bit of me is super sensitive after a strong O. How does this guy walk around?
     
  20. wife is a whore

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    All same dude? Where did ya take em? How long ago?

    Men and women come differently. If my pecker is in a broads mouth, ya extra sensitive. If it is in my drawers, nah.

    I don't know how he deals w/ all them naps.