And The Beard Goes Away

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  1. goldtopper

    goldtopper Well Known Heterosexual Gold

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    So last night I'm doing some beard maintenance. I get the right side done, then the damn clipper seizes up. despite regular maintenance, it just stops. I take it apart, get it back together, nuthin. Throw it away.
    Go through the cabinet, get the old one. Nuthin. Throw it away.
    Go to the Closet O' Death (were I keep everything not organizable) grab the dog clipper. BUZZZZ... CLACK! Dead. Throw it away.
    So for the first time in some time, I have a clean shaven face. Did the initial whack down with scissors and a comb, then used the old brush and soap with an ancient Gillette DE razor.
    Took two blades, but now smooth as glass.
    My daughter stopped by for a bit and said "Dad, you look young...er".
    Kinda made my day. Sometimes it only takes a few kind words.

    Pretty exciting life eh?
     
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    Nice daughter. She deserves a new car for her next birthday.:)
     
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    So, your wife left ya. Goo for you. Try the Ram Rod in Ft Lauderdale
     
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    I don't think his wife left him. They just came back from a nice vacation. He wrote about it on here.:)
     
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    i don't know....men with beards are very sexy. grow it back.
     
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    you're in s. florida? maybe we should have lunch!!!!
     
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    Settle down missy, I'm privileged.
     
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    :jj:
     
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    goldtopper Well Known Heterosexual Gold

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    No my wife didn't leave me. She is away from home for a while at present.
     
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    goldtopper Well Known Heterosexual Gold

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    She is angling for that.
    I offered to give her the minivan a year ago when I bought two new cars. She declared it "social suicide" and declined. Now I won't let her drive the new cars except to practice. With me. She only has her permit despite her age.
    She's employed and a college student. She can buy her own damn car like I had to. Life's lessons I guess.
     
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    3 trimmers in one day. That's quite a coincidence.

    I bought a straight razor for when I get lazy and don't shave for a few days.

    I look weird with a beard. I got sick of ripping the hair out with my 5 bladed razor. There's a bit of a learning curve, but it cuts through like a hot knife through butter.

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    I fucking hate having a beard I would love to shave it off
     
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    I cried the one time my daddy shaved his mustache.... It was just SO wrong!!!!:oops:
     
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    My husband has been talking about shaving off his beard and moustache lately.

    :secret: I think all the gray may have something to do with it...

    :c
     
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    Whore
     
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    Is she on birth control??
     
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    goldtopper Well Known Heterosexual Gold

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    I know all about that gray thing you speak of. The sink looked like I killed Kenny Rogers.