And they're off! Who will be the first one to accomplish their goal?

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  1. basketcase

    basketcase Pissed that Naz only has 2 legs

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    gwartney Unafilliated Gold

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    Way to go buddy. Yes, in case the hijacking doesn't work, I may end up in a Turkish prison but it's worth it.
     
  3. Oderus

    Oderus Going to hell VIP

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    get back in the kitchen and bring me some pudding
     
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    basketcase Pissed that Naz only has 2 legs

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    The passenger was believed to have drunk alcohol and was calmed down by the crew and persuaded to let the plane, a Boeing 737-800, land in Istanbul at 6:02 pm (1602 GMT), according to Dogan news agency.
     
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    basketcase Pissed that Naz only has 2 legs

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    gilaet Zen As Fuck Gold

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    Go home thread title.
    You're drunk.
     
  7. Diogenes1

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    maybe the olympics won't turn out so boring this year
     
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    gwartney Unafilliated Gold

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    Istanbul, not Constantinople.
     
  9. basketcase

    basketcase Pissed that Naz only has 2 legs

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    change it to your liking
     
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    Moooslims can't drink!
     
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    God Dammit Turkey was like the last civilized mooslim country on the planet
     
  12. basketcase

    basketcase Pissed that Naz only has 2 legs

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    so sad that this is really the only thing humans care about :tragedy:
     
  13. Avery

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    gilaet Zen As Fuck Gold

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    :hat:
     
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    I wish you'd give head to a power saw.
     
  16. basketcase

    basketcase Pissed that Naz only has 2 legs

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    ?
     
  17. zingger

    zingger They know! Gold

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    What a whore.
     
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    Lets see how long it takes her to notice it.
     
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    Avery Well-Known Member Banned User

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    that's the guy! :ufacepalm:
     
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