and this is how i met the big moosie

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  1. Thelonious Davis

    Thelonious Davis Magical negro.

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    his eyes already shrink wrapped in tears
    knees together those awkward little steps
     
  2. Swedish John

    Swedish John I'm your huckleberry

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    Are you drunk Shean?
     
  3. Mayhem

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    You are another pathetic faggot.

    Stop posting.

    Immediately.
     
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    And it must suck to have to call your wife "Moosie".
     
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    Thelonious Davis Magical negro.

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    who the fuck is this faggot
     
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    Thelonious Davis Magical negro.

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    working on it watching fight club
     
  7. Mayhem

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    Wow. You wrote that didn't you? I bet you did.

    Fucking awesome. Props to the Boxed Wine boy.
     
  8. Swedish John

    Swedish John I'm your huckleberry

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    Are you still on the Franzia or have you upgraded since moving to the NW?
     
  9. Thelonious Davis

    Thelonious Davis Magical negro.

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    oh hi nick the dick you worthless poodle fucker
     
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    Thelonious Davis Magical negro.

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    haven't had box wine in 3 years
     
  11. Mayhem

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    Who in the fuck is Nick the Dick?

    Try again you blurry eyed, hairy fuck.
     
  12. Thelonious Davis

    Thelonious Davis Magical negro.

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    "why are you doing this"
    "it's cheaper than a movie and there is free coffee"
     
  13. Mayhem

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    Things you haven't had in 3 years.....

    Boxed wine............check

    Pussy...................check

    A decent post........check

    3 for 3. Well played loser.
     
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    Thelonious Davis Magical negro.

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    don't give a shit you know who I am so therefore you give a shit = you are gay
     
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    And there's a neg from fragile Boxed Wine Boy!!! :jj:

    Fucking pussy.
     
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    Nice site here Dawg. Don't be a cum stain like Mutt.
     
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    Stew Nod Hello VIP

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    This mayhem guy seems scary

    He's doin the Max Cady all over the place!

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