WTF And THIS is why I love New York..

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by SomerSky, Nov 16, 2015.

  1. SomerSky

    SomerSky Obsessed with what I hate Banned User

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    sure it stinks like a giant fucking sewer in the summer, there are too many tourists, and odds are we will get struck again by some ass backward muslim with a strap-on, and not the good kind either... But this made me laugh just now....
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    Kid might want to spend a little less time playing the bassoon and a little more time learning how to spell.

    A quick review of my list of "necessary life skills" finds "ability to communicate effectively" notched several slots above "proficiency at playing bassoon".
     
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    haha. bassoon. dick
     
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    This guy must be a total pussy magnet.

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    I love NY!
     
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    And SS your why I still have faith in New Yorker's.

    But I'll never be a Yankee fan, never.
     
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  9. SomerSky

    SomerSky Obsessed with what I hate Banned User

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    The best baseball team in the world is ANY team playing against the Yankees!!!!
     
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    greenchiclets Well-Known Member

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    Ok, songs in popular culture that feature the bassoon, I'll go first..........
    Eh, I got nothin'.
     
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    Rhiannon Well-Known Member

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    That would be your problem...
     
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    queerface Un-engaged Dyke

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    I love NYC, but fucking hated working there. My corporate office was in Time Squares and I would have to push through tourists posing for pictures in front of the building.
    I was also accosted by god damn Spider Man every fucking day when I walked across the street for my Starbucks.
     
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    Did ya get groped by Elmo, too?
     
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    chapped Well-Known Member

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    yes and she ratted him out too..

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