And try as I might, I will never meet a girl that tops you. You are perfect. In .....

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  1. Tarpon1965

    Tarpon1965 Resident Dawg Whisperer

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    Can you believe Chriza posted this shit! :facepalm:
     
  2. Splash

    Splash Huge Member VIP

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    Husker Riley Well-Known Member

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    He's a sensitive little guy..
     
  4. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    I was drunk :beer:

    It was fucking midnight
     
  5. Tarpon1965

    Tarpon1965 Resident Dawg Whisperer

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    By the way, I copy and pasted that from Vyb's moving signature. It was quite an accomplishment. :c
     
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    keywordpk Perpetual Geek Gold

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    Details, please. :coffee:
     
  7. Cheri

    Cheri Skunk VIP

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    I think it's very sweet.
     
  8. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    [​IMG]
     
  9. gilaet

    gilaet Xanax Service Dog Staff Member

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    Too much WiiFag.
     
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    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    If I do end up sleeping with her again you will all eat my shit
     
  11. Doug Masters

    Doug Masters ok

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    what kinda faggotry is this?
     
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    Tarpon1965 Resident Dawg Whisperer

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    To be honest, I've been working all day and don't have a clue. It just seemed like Chriza was an easy target for my first thread today. :c
     
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    P-B Honourary Canuck Gold

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    And you'll be tasting 10 other guys' dicks.
     
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    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    i hope you don't plan on eating anytime soon............it's stomach churning...........
     
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    Tarpon1965 Resident Dawg Whisperer

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    No, I'll be eating Zaxby's chicken tenders tonight.
     
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    k4D3t Reverse Apache Master VIP

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    I can't keep all Chriza's crazy ex-girlfriends straight :jj:
     
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    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    Well I won't do it TONIGHT, she's in Maui
     
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    gilaet Xanax Service Dog Staff Member

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    Finishes in 5 seconds.
    Blames it on her feminine perfection.
     
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    This is me telling you, when I look at you, I am staring into the face of perfection

    And try as I might, I will never meet a girl that tops you. You are perfect. In every way. And I'll never forget the day I recognized true feminine perfection

    And as much as I love and cherish our friendship, you kinda ruined me for all other girls. But regardless, I want you to be happy. Just don't ever forget how much I love you. Take care. And have fun, sweetling :)

    Love Splash
     
  20. BaddFunn

    BaddFunn Kick ass fuck yeah VIP

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    :jj: