Howard Stern, died last night from auto erotica asphyxiation. Friends and family say that although he professed constant sexual activity with his wife, she was, in reality, always out on red carpets and Mom Cave shoots. So he had to resort to auto erotica and baby sitter porn. Stern will be remembered as a cutting edge DJ that faded into obscurity and was ridiculed after Billy, Jackie, and Artie left the show, and after his second marriage, when his wife put his balls in her purse. In the last years of Stern's life he resorted to peeing in cups around his bowling alley, a la Howard Hughes, and was known to have fits of rage after his second wife adopted one too many cats. His psychiatrist could not be reached for comment.
I edited it you fuck nuts!! Ps I went to the same school as beth for an English degree...can you blame me?
I know this guy that knows this guy that knows things. Lets just say Howard's hair system should NOT be left alone around children.
George Clooney will play an answering machine message of Howard begging to come to Lake Homo and be his bro-bro....
Gary will announce that nobody puts more work into being a corpse than Howard and nobody does it better.
Wikipedia; Howard Stern was once known as the self proclaimed King Of All Media, but he is better known as father of pornstar Ashley Stern; best known for her prolific body of work in anal and interracial videos.
Goddamn, I would love to bury my face in between Ashley's butt cheeks and stick my tongue up her asshole.
