News And yet he could get a woman...A face not even a mother could love

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  1. Shithead

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    Texas man with full face tattoo busted for beating pregnant girlfriend over fear unborn baby isn’t his
    BY Sasha Goldstein
    NEW YORK DAILY NEWS
    Wednesday, March 2, 2016, 7:25 PM
    [​IMG] Lubbock County Detention Center
    Jacob Pauda, 30, faces charges for allegedly beating his pregnant girlfriend.
    He’s as ghoulish as his face tattoo.
    A Texas man has been indicted for beating and kicking his pregnant girlfriend because he worried the unborn child wasn’t his.
    Jacob Pauda, 30, faces charges of aggravated assault with a deadly weapon for the attack last month, Lubbock County jail records show.
    The heavily tattooed man was high on cocaine early Feb. 8 when he accused his girlfriend of cheating on him and questioned whether he was the baby’s father before punching her in the face repeatedly, according to KCBD-TV.
    “Don’t try and scratch me or it will be worse for you,” he reportedly growled during the assault.

    The unnamed girlfriend, who denied she had cheated, was able to break free, but Pauda went into the kitchen and grabbed a large butcher knife and began to chase the woman around, according to documents obtained by the TV station.
    When he finally caught her, Pauda grabbed the woman by her hair, threw her down and kicked her, she reported.
    The victim was then able to call her mother to ask her to pick her up, but Pauda began the assault anew, throwing the woman against “several metal objects in the living room,” according to KCBD.
    Pauda eventually went and grabbed his sons and left the house. He wasn’t arrested until days later and was indicted on Wednesday.
    The alleged abuser has a fully inked face, which is covered with a tattoo of what appears to be a skull.
     
  2. onefourthree

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    "Cool tats bro"
     
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    He thought , what can I do to improve my apperence. I know I'll cover my face with a tattoo! Brilliant!
    Ladies, I think he's going to be single soon.
     
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    Prospective employers love when you have a complete face tattoo. :up:
     
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    @J High
    thinking of getting this
     
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    J Hi Grape Slushie VIP Gold

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    :rofl: Yesterday Stephen King, today tattoos...
     
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    Even Hitler had a girlfriend...yet poor Gary Puppet can't get laid. :bigcry:
     
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    So he doesnt have a full time job and an emotionally healthy relationship? How shocking!
     
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    Shivvy 100k Post Club

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    I'd like to see the woman
     
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    Neither do you. :coffee:
     
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    Turtle Man Hello Darling Gold

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    I'm sure it's an imporvement on his looks
     
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    Turtle Man Hello Darling Gold

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    That's was cunty

    That better not be our @dawg
     
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    This guy believes the baby is his.

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    I'm sure this has "special meaning" too. Lol

    :jj:
     
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    Is he a Juggalo?
     
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    thunderfist2112 Well-Known Member Banned User

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    a reggie baby I bet
     
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    I have a cousin that is. She's fucked in the head
     
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    I'm hear about the job. Ykes
     
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    He's going for the ape face look?
     
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