Angelina Jolie Lookalike Says Men Get so Nervous Meeting Her, They Shake..Wants To Find Her Brad...

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    'I just want to find my Brad Pitt': Angelina Jolie doppelganger branded 'ugly' by school bullies says her resemblance to the star makes men so nervous they start shaking
    • Veronika Black, 27, from Vancouver has had lip fillers and breast implants
    • The Canadian model is constantly being mistaken for Angelina Jolie
    • She says men are intimidated by her sultry movie siren lookso_O
    • Claims she only has a few friends because women think she is a man-eater:confused:

    A woman who is the spitting image of Angelina Jolie has said that her sultry image is ruining her love life.

    Stunning Veronika Black, 27, is inundated with compliments about her raven black hair and full lips, with people regularly mistaking her for the Oscar-winning movie star.

    But the model from Vancouver, Canada, complains she is never approached by men, who are intimidated by her enhanced 32J curves.:eek::eek::eek::eek:


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    Veronika Black, 27, from Vancouver, Canada, says she is constantly being mistaken for film star Angelina Jolie

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    The model claims her looks are ruining her love life as men are intimidated and women fear she will steal their partners - just as Angelina is rumoured to have done with Brad Pitt (pictured together at the AFI awards in January this year)

    Veronika, who has 658,000 followers on Instagram, said: 'I've been single for over a year now after a five-year relationship ended, and I'd love to meet someone special.

    'I particularly like older men with a bit of stubble - just like Brad Pitt.:rolleyes:

    'But to be honest, I think I scare men off. Men seem to be intimidated by the way I look.:rolleyes::rolleyes:


    'Sometimes men get really nervous and start shaking :confused:when I talk to them, which is weird as I'm a nice person and there's definitely nothing to be scared of.

    'Only creeps will try and chat me up, and they'll be really rude and aggressive when I say I'm not interested.

    'No normal, respectable guys are ever keen, but I'm too shy to approach men myself.':(:(

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    Poor 32J thing….:boohoo:
     
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    She could stand to lose a few pounds Robin.
     
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    Willing to take one for the team here.

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    Who are these pussy assed guys she's meeting? I'd bang her, hard

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    For one thing, she's hotter than Angelina
     
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    lots of work on that mug.
     
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    I'm not afraid of her and would marry her for a weekend or two, but frankly I want that glazed donut, middle right.

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    after i fucked her, i'd excuse myself, go get some viagra, snort it and fuck her again.

    poor thing. :nocheer:
     
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    She needs to look for her Valtrex rx.
     
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    Honey they're scared one of those ridiculously large boobs will explode and they'll be injured in the blast.
     
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    'I particularly like older men with a bit of stubble - just like Brad Pitt.:rolleyes:
     
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    Lotsa plastic in that gal.
     
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    What in the hell am I supposed to do with J-sized balloon boobs?
     
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