Angelina Jolie wants you to know that her and her ovaries are parting ways too . . .

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  1. Diogenes1

    Diogenes1 VIP Extreme Gold

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    and that she is now eyeing Brad Pitt's cock and testicles . . .

    Angelina Jolie will have ovaries removed - ABC News


    LOS ANGELES (KABC) -- She's already had a double mastectomy, but Angelina Jolie has made a new decision to undergo another cancer preventive operation.


    Jolie stunned the world when she revealed she had both of her breasts removed due to the BRCA1 gene that puts her at high risk of developing breast and ovarian cancer.

    Sources tell ABC News that Jolie will now have her ovaries removed as well -- and as soon as possible. It's a move that nearly 70 percent of those who test positive for BRCA do.

    Both Jolie's mother and maternal grandmother had ovarian cancer, which is called the silent killer. Ovarian cancer has claimed the lives of over 140,000 American women in the last decade.


    But there are risks involved with ovarian removal, including early menopause, heart disease and routine surgical complications.

    ABC News contributed to this report.

     
  2. Diogenes1

    Diogenes1 VIP Extreme Gold

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    and wouldnt it be high irony if she got hit by a bus the day after the operation?
     
  3. LonghornJ

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    Maybe they can take off her head next...
     
  4. Mur

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    She is going to die of something. cant cut everything off.
     
  5. HeinousMark

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    She and Brad can wear them in little vials on necklaces...
     
  6. GHP

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    I thought high blood pressure was the silent killer
     
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    She has lost her mind.
     
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    artful dodger Well-Known Member

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    they are taking her parts and building a clone
     
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    GHP New Member Banned User

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    Or a shrine

    A Santeria shrine
     
  10. Diogenes1

    Diogenes1 VIP Extreme Gold

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    Brad's thinking "cream pies allnighteverynight . . ."
     
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    artful dodger Well-Known Member

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    even brad's dumbass is prob like :facepalm:
     
  12. Napoleon V2

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    Is she even considered a woman anymore?
     
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    no wonder jon voigt stopped talking to her
     
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    Honestly, with the percentages/odds she was facing, I don't blame her a bit....
     
  15. Mur

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    I think she may go full blown Chaz eventually.:c
     
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    not the way i'm praying
     
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    stripes Active Member Banned User

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    i'm hoping pitt is the new silent killer
     
  18. geo

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    or her leg when doing that hideous pose. why the fuck didn't she just do the splits? it would have been less obvious.

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    She is batshit crazy.
     
  20. AmishGirl

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    Hate to break it to her, but just because she cut 'em off, doesn't mean she loses the genes .... :coffee: