Angelina Jolie Wedding Dress - Why no cut-outs?

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  1. Petal

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    Pics on Angelina Jolie's wedding dress.

    Howard will have mass confusion on why there are no slutty cut-outs around the stomach or ass... no stripper shoes either. :rolleyes:

    Looks like the kids did drawings and they were stitched into the veil. Thus a family wedding... not something for celebs only like Wiggy and Bethie.

    http://www.toofab.com/2014/09/01/angelina-jolie-wedding-dress-photos/

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    I love these two. I hate 99% of celebrities but I love these two. Mazel!
     
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    mape Well-Known Member

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    Who gives a shit, who gives a fuck?
     
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    I love it when Howard calls attention to the fact that his wife is a tacky classless whore by criticizing brides who don't show enough skin on their wedding day.
     
  5. pfchongs

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    Fuck off and die
     
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    be careful. the mods are being fruits about potential leaked photos.
     
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    i am happy for them...

    but it wasn't so long ago that she was fucking in the back of the limo

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  8. Nibbler

    Nibbler heaven is in your mind Gold

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    I never negged anyone before, but I'm this close to giving a huge neg right now.
     
  9. Petal

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    she was also with this lady too for awhile:

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  10. Jayla

    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    I want to hate them, but I can't. What a beautiful family.
     
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    Nibbler heaven is in your mind Gold

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    I love the veil. It's such a beautiful idea.
     
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    what makes you say Beth is a tacky classless whore?

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    Oh no not a neg!?!? My feelings will be so hurt. Fuck off bitch nobody cares about that shit
     
  14. Nibbler

    Nibbler heaven is in your mind Gold

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    Oh you care. You care a lot.
     
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    Get a fucking life loser
     
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    Yeah, and of course, there IS a way for a bride to be sexy on her wedding day without it reading "Streetwalker". Beef just didn't know how to do that. Then again, I bet Wiggy had a lot of input on the final design. I understand a man wanting his wife to look beautiful to please HIM; I'll never understand why Wiggy gets off on other men getting off thinking about Beef. Oh wait. Nevermind.
     
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    Poor guy. Someone needs his prostate massaged.
     
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    who would have thought back then it would lead to this??

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    Poor Jennifer Aniston can't catch a break. :p
     
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    Do you get to wear a white dress when all 5 of your kids were purchased from overseas?