Angry Ewok

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  1. Capn Crud

    Capn Crud The Pride of Cucamonga VIP Gold

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    1. Angry Ewok

    When you're about to get head from your lady friend, shave in preparation and keep a handful of your pubes. Then, pull out unexpectedly and skizz on her face, throwing the handful of pubes at her so they stick to her now-gooey face.
    The fuzzy glare you recieve is a sign that you now have an Angry Ewok.
    (Helps especially if she's a midget.)

    Dude, I pulled an Angry Ewok last night!
    Man you're such a Star Wars nerd.
    Yeah, apparently your mom isn't.
    Wait wha?...

     
  2. Swedish John

    Swedish John I'm your huckleberry

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    :jj: :yes:

    I'm going to definitely try to Angry Ewok a broad during Christmas.
     
  3. Gitfiddle

    Gitfiddle Live Deliciously

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    I've heard that called an angry gorilla :dontknow:
     
  4. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter Gold

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    Schmoopy Dahmer's gonna do that to FKS.:)
     
  5. jokeland

    jokeland Well-Known Member

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    straight guys don't shave their pubes