Angry ex-girlfriend goes ballistic, rips off man’s scrotum

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  1. Ving

    Ving Well-Known Member

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    Talk about a ball buster.
    An Indiana man was rushed to the hospital Wednesday after his scrotum was the victim of a vicious attack by an ex-girlfriend, The Smoking Gun reports.
    The victim told police that his former girlfriend, Christina Reber, stormed into his apartment as he was innocently sitting at his computer. Reber, who he had severed ties with a few days earlier, first struck him on the head and then grabbed his scrotum and began “squeezing as hard as she could.†Naturally, he told officers that he “was in incredible pain when [she] grabbed his scrotum and began digging in her fingers.â€
    The police report indicates that the scrotum area was “completely torn loose from his body.†Reber reportedly “refused to let go of his scrotum,†but that the victim was finally able to remove his balls from her vice-like grip.
    As if the story isn’t already good enough, the victim, who has not been identified, was taken to BALL MEMORIAL HOSPITAL. As far as we know, the hospital is not only for scrotum-specific injuries.
    In an interview two days after the incident, the man told police that after his ex was done breaking his balls, his family jewels are so swollen that he is unable to work, and he isn’t sure if there will be permanent damage.
    Reber was charged with two felonies: aggravated battery and illegally entering the victim’s home. She was also charged with a misdemeanor domestic battery.
     
  2. Markijuano

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    Ball memorial
     
  3. idiotbox

    idiotbox Looking for a dime and found a quarter. VIP

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    that's baller
     
  4. Cawn

    Cawn Active Member

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  5. Markijuano

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  6. FlaFlaFlunkie

    FlaFlaFlunkie Fabulous!

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    Prison for life.

    Anyone who attempts to inflict mayhem/mutilation on someone needs to be incarcerated.

    Seriously.
     
  7. MrWarmth

    MrWarmth ADORABLE DEPLORABLE Gold

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    Letterman's writing staff already working on Monday's Monologue as we speak.
     
  8. MrWarmth

    MrWarmth ADORABLE DEPLORABLE Gold

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    Why were his balls exposed anyway? Oh wait. He was seated at his computer. Okay, gotcha.
     
  9. knu3421

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    Great, he will join porn now to show his newly sewn on ball sack.