WTF Animal behaviorist trains dogs to FLY A F'ING PLANE!

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  1. MilkyDischarge

    MilkyDischarge Proud Schtick POTY 2016 Gold

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    dude is an animal behaviorist and trained these rescue dogs for four months in a flight simulator...

     
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    Call me impressed. My dog spends his days sniffing his own ass & chasing squirrels.
     
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    My dog eats out of the kitty litter box.
     
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    Uhhh, hey man. What's with this normal thread topic?
     
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    I thought dogs are color blind
    no way he's getting his instruments rating
     
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    Dude in the back signals the dog to bank left or right using two vertical strips of lights. Much ado about nothing.
     
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    My dog's not a rescue, so he couldn't do it.
     
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    It was already demonstrated on 9/11 that globules of shit can fly a plane.

    This feat seems like a step backwards by comparison.

    :dontknow:
     
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    American Pit Bull FTW!
     
  10. Mike Huntslooce

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    No - they are not colour blind. They see in 2 shades (yellow, blue), while we see in 3 (red, green, blue)
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    Don't think anyone has ever tapped into how truly smart dogs are. My first rescue is smart, but she was never left to fend for herself, as we got her when she was just three months old.

    My second, who barely eked out a living and almost died on the streets of NC, is an evil genius (and I say this with love).

    The girl was half-dead and disease-ridden when the rescue folks found her, but I guess there's a reason she made it out there. She's healthy and living the good life now. This dog has figured out shit that astounds me...like how to beep the car horn with three quick blasts to move me along when I'm chatting with a neighbor...little stuff like that...how to open closed and locked bedroom doors...I have no doubt that with the proper instruction, she could fly a plane. :eek: