Animal God, why do you live in filth?

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  1. IAC78

    IAC78 New Member Banned User

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    Jesus Fucking Christ.
     
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    yeah, this thread is where we'll finally get the in-depth information
     
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    IAC78 New Member Banned User

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    I hope so.
     
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    Ditto.

    He even hunted dinosaurs.
     
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    IAC78 New Member Banned User

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    AG, please provide pics of your filth. Thank you
     
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    you have to pardon IAC, he is canadian
     
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    why is water wet?

    the sky blue?

    the sun yellow?

    things just are as they appear to be.
     
  9. doughhead63

    doughhead63 OD'd on life itself Staff Member

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    He's no Johnny Longbone
     
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    Didn't Johnny longbone clean up his act
     
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    post a pic of your stove :coffee:
     
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    do we know if ag can wipe his own ass. if you can't wipe your own ass, why bother cleaning the house. It's not like your life is going to be some grand fairytale with a stinking buthole following you wherever you go.
     
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    there's no way that a 400-500 lb human can wipe his own ass, pretty sure it's physically impossible
     
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    and he's gotta take at least 3 or 4 shits a day, right?
     
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    that's about the most profound thing i've read in a while. i think i'll enter it into my journal. thanks wig.
     
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    You verbally paint a vivid picture.
     
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    from a Mr. Bimbles in iceland, he writes:

    *This is not a troll thread*

    *Be warned about explicit detail*

    I will be mentioning ways to wipe and some story time for those in need.

    This ain't a thread were I am going to just crap all over fat people and make fun of them, its just an interesting concept, I had a talk with a morbidly obese friend of mine about how he wipes and how generally the fat people wipe.

    And the fact is this simple that they simply can't reach down to the asscrack, simple as that.

    He told me that is actually that is really hard to figure out, and when he was young and without stuff like internet and there aren't many obese people in Iceland to talk to about this kind of stuff, he had to figure it out on his own. What he did was fill several bowls of water
    and splash water up his as****** and then finish it by rubbing "it" agains't the edge of toilet seat and wiping the toilet seat of when he was about finished.

    What he says he does now is that he uses is what a lot of the fat people he knows uses, a barbecue mop. A lot of people don't wipe and if you do that, DON'T! Its actually really harmful you can get severe infections and sores, leading to (in most cases) the hospital.

    Some simply use a garden hose/bathtub/shower/cleaning toilets, basically this part is all about water they just find a way to splash some water up there, Note that this is not enough because you can never get enough off you must dry it off with a mop or something because when the water dries off, little poop particles get stuck to your skin and become harmful.

    There are nurses that do this for people also, this is really common that a nurse takes care of everything for you, you have to stand on one leg with your other foot on to something though, to spread your buttcheeks apart.

    from:
    http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=362120
     
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    holy shit now that I think about it, I think I saw a barbecue mop in the bathroom pic
     
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    Oh my God.