WTF Animalgod and Nikkerz Haiku Thread

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  1. Mr. Potato Head

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    Credit to @Sleep for this idea. What you got??

    He's big Poppa D
    Got the hoes for all to see
    Check his periscope
     
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  3. Mr. Potato Head

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    Traditional haikus are 5-7-5, but we will allow 1-5-6 for this thread. Another great idea!:grad:
     
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  4. Sleep

    Sleep Bitch Sit Down. Be Humble. VIP

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    AG Suite 1 king
    Mansions and lakes aplenty
    Nikkerz has no teeth
     
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  5. Mr. Potato Head

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    Dan
    How do his balls taste
    Don't nibble, just suckle
     
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    Dirty deeds done dirt cheap
    Baconator boop boop
    Cucky D in the dark
     
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  7. Mr. Potato Head

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    1-5-6
     
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    I don't think that's 5-7-5 but close enough
     
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    Nikkerz loves boop boop
    AG's pecker in her mouth
    dark sleeps on the couch
     
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    Dan
    Cheap healthy and delicious
    Welfare fraud
     
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    Ahhhhh it's 6-6-6!!!!






























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    Cook-off glory. What's
    The secret ingredient?
    Booty spatula
     
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    Crackwhore toothless cunt.
    Fat slob dumbass stupid gunt.
    Head I'd like to punt.
     
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    Yo
    Check out my ball boil
    Purse thiefy will drain it
     
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    :golfclap:
     
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    Wait!!!!!








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    Nikkerz, sweet nikkerz
    I thought you were here to stay
    Nikkerz gone away
     
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    How do my balls taste?
    So vile they have carbuncles
    Ignore my small cock
     
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    In the kingdom of
    dreams and madness, lies and sadness
    welfare fraud and badness
     
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    Animalgod sucks
    Nikkerz is not interested
    Poor Animalgod
     
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