Animalgod's awesome breakfast thread with fascinating pics.

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by AnimalGod, Mar 23, 2013.

  1. AnimalGod

    AnimalGod Well-Known Member VIP

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    I will now teach you how to prepare a world class breakfast.

    First you need a bowl and a big spoon.

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  2. AnimalGod

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    Of course you have to have the PB Capn C

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  3. Phil McKrakin

    Phil McKrakin AKA Howie POTY The Bar VIP

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    FFS... Die already, you fat fucking cunt.
     
  4. Super Mario

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    Love captain crunch love animal god. This thread will deliver he is a master poster
     
  5. MrWarmth

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    He sure ain't a master stove cleaner that's for sure. YEEECCCHHH!
     
  6. AnimalGod

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    Thanks bro.

    Now you add the cereal. Leave room for the bananas.

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  7. RH Goatcabin

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    Call the City Sanitation Dept. That's fucking gross
     
  8. AnimalGod

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    This ain't a cleaning thread gramps its a cooking thread.

    Now you need a banana.
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  9. Super Mario

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    Chiquita is the only way to go good call
     
  10. AnimalGod

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    Peel said banana

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  11. MrWarmth

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    The bowl is chipped however the banana seems to be in good shape
     
  12. MrWarmth

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    As opposed to Dole Bananas? You wouldn't eat a Dole? I'm assuming you're EATING said bananas, and not "sticking" them somewheres. :wtf:
     
  13. Westerberg

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    2300 posts min
     
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    this is my last post in this thread.
     
  15. AnimalGod

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    Thanks for admiring my banana.

    Dice the banana into slices and cover cereal.

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  16. Phil McKrakin

    Phil McKrakin AKA Howie POTY The Bar VIP

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    So fat...so funny...
     
  17. AnimalGod

    AnimalGod Well-Known Member VIP

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    Next you need milk. None of that pussy ass watered down shit some red cap whole milk.

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  18. AnimalGod

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    That's right bitch "funny" something you will never be.

    Add milk and Mix contents carefully in bowl.

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    Enjoy

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  20. MrWarmth

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    Okay that's enough for me :facepalm: