Discussion in 'The Bar' started by AnimalGod, Mar 23, 2013.
I will now teach you how to prepare a world class breakfast.
First you need a bowl and a big spoon.
Of course you have to have the PB Capn C
FFS... Die already, you fat fucking cunt.
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He sure ain't a master stove cleaner that's for sure. YEEECCCHHH!
Now you add the cereal. Leave room for the bananas.
Call the City Sanitation Dept. That's fucking gross
This ain't a cleaning thread gramps its a cooking thread.
Now you need a banana.
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Peel said banana
The bowl is chipped however the banana seems to be in good shape
As opposed to Dole Bananas? You wouldn't eat a Dole? I'm assuming you're EATING said bananas, and not "sticking" them somewheres.
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this is my last post in this thread.
Thanks for admiring my banana.
Dice the banana into slices and cover cereal.
So fat...so funny...
Next you need milk. None of that pussy ass watered down shit some red cap whole milk.
That's right bitch "funny" something you will never be.
Add milk and Mix contents carefully in bowl.
Okay that's enough for me