Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by GaryPuppet, Jan 27, 2013.
Oh My Barren Womb
vapid she whore wouldn't know compassion if it slapped in the face
Who didn't she ask Howard?
It's because she's used to being on the receiving end of attention. She's not practiced in actually giving heartfelt care to others. She probably doesn't have the desire to muster the energy to actually do something so kind. If she knew what it took to compose a compassionate, empathetic response, she would.
She loves to be seen as an angel who is so giving yet she can't do it this time in a public forum for someone. You'd think she'd do all she could to keep her perfect angel persona going by writing something appropriate. But really, she can't.
she should hire a writerist
Isn't the correct answer "hey kids I just chopped off Tippy's head?"
Wow, for an "English major", she sure can't construct a proper sentence. And really, whether you have kids or not, anyone with an ounce of compassion and a human heart could think of several gentle, kind suggestions. She's just so...empty.
i guess she doesn't have a friend-who-helps-with-the-talking-to-the-children because she doesn't have any!
i know this can be traumatic, but kids are pretty damned resilient.
let them cry, and then they will want to go out and play.
"That's the move."
Beth's non-emotional response is an indirect message to Howard that his refusal to consider having children has made her unworthy of giving human parental advice.
It's Simpoe really.
Just play them this:
Tell them you sold it, then when they ask for the money say it's in their college fund.
Because he only knows how to tell young children that he is leaving Mom, them and the dog.
This is one of those rare times I disagree with The Dawg Pack... if BO gave parental advice on Twitter she'd be severely (and justifiably) bashed for going where she has no experience or credibility, so I think she had a rare moment of self-awareness and kept her advise-orist trap shut. (being a mom of animoes just doesn't help her out here, now does it?)
Of course, she should have sent a compassionate word to the parent (or troll) who asked for advice.
This is easy- you tell the kids you're taking their pet away, then laugh at them!
HAHAHAHAHA!!!!! that poor kid, I hope Wiggy is footing his therapy bills after that.