Annoying Celebrity Spawn Jaden Smith Models Girls Clothes..Says Yes To The Dress...

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  1. teehee

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    Jaden Smith Experiments With 'Girl Clothes,' Says Yes to the Dress


    Jaden Smith stepped out in Calabasas, California, this week wearing what appeared to be a woman's dress. Will and Jada's 16-year-old son sported the long-sleeved black frock with cut-off jean shorts underneath and netting over the top. He completed his unusual look with leopard socks and Nike sneakers.

    It's likely Jaden picked up the ensemble at TopShop. On Tuesday, heposted a picture of himself on Instagram sporting a different long-sleeved striped dress, captioning the shot: "Went To TopShop To Buy Some Girl Clothes, I Mean 'Clothes.'"

    Naturally, Justin Bieber's BFF has no shame in his dress game. On Thursday, he tw[​IMG]eeted out to his 5.6 million followers:


    Jaden has talked about his sense of style before, which he claims is inspired by Albert Einstein.

    "Einstein didn't really like to change clothes because he had too much other stuff to worry about and I'm the same," he told Billboard. "All black is pretty much my go-to look. If somebody is just wearing something for the blogs, that's really sad because they're not living for themselves, versus someone wearing a kimono who's having an awesome time. I really look to see, do you care more about what other people think, or are you having fun?"

    As for his girly ensemble, Jaden probably did put some thought into it — but he definitely looks like he's having a blast.

    Will Smith recently bragged how his boy is not a "slave to money," and that Jaden only has three pair of pants, five shirts, and one pair of shoes. What about dresses? At least he didn't break the bank at TopShop.
     
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    I hate this kid.
     
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    coughaggot
     
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    He's a bobbysoxer!
     
  5. zutroy

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    It looks natural on him. If he wasn't famous everyone would just think it's a chick. This kid doesn't even need to undergo "the transformation."
     
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    I'm fine with the dress; but could someone please transplant the brain that somehow managed to turn Albert Einstein into Perez Hilton.

    Maybe s/he needs to be hooked up to an E-meter with a much higher amp-rating. Just saying.

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    skirt covers up his mangina
     
  8. newcastlefan

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    who is that boy?
     
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    Might as well get the transformation process under way now while he's young.

    Look at how many years Chaz and Bruce wasted being trapped in the wrong body.

    It's a good look, if done properly.

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    He's wearing shorts underneath. This poser couldn't even make the retarded phony attention whoring statement w/out the help of them shorts.
     
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    If my son came home wearing that I'd pack a lunch for and tell him to hit the road. Then I'd punch my wife right in the mouth.
     
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    I forget, is that the son or the daughter??
     
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    85. BLIND GOSSIP 05/08 **#1**
    Both of the parents in this Hollywood family are big celebrities. Combined, they have had success in music, television, and films. Their child/ren wants to make an important announcement on social media about their sexuality. They went back and forth with the parents about it. As liberal as the parents are, though, they decided to discourage the child/ren from doing so. We were a little surprised about that, as they have been incredibly loose in the past about letting their kids express themselves and make their own decisions in life. However, in this case the answer was "No." Well, not exactly "No." It’s more like, "Wait." The approximate time frame for waiting? Right now, it’s two years. It will be interesting to see if the child/ren abide by their parents’ request… or if they do what they want!
    Parents: Will and Jada Smith
    Child/ren that want to announce: Jaden and Willow
     
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    Who is this person?
     
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    Who gives a flying fuck......What have they done other than dress like a retard and whip 'dey haaar?
     
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    Let's see him wear that get up in West Philly where his dad is from.
     
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    That's what you get giving your son a girls name
     
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    I bet the little faggot gets pedicures. :grad: