Entertainment Annoying coworkers

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by HowardsPrenup, Jun 1, 2016.

  1. HowardsPrenup

    HowardsPrenup Well-Known Member

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    The people who work around me are fucking morons. One guy is a ginger alcoholic midget with an unjustifiably inflated ego. The other is a half lesbian with a hole in her head. Coworkers suck.
     
  2. suckemnuckledus

    suckemnuckledus Well-Known Member

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    What do you do for a living that requires you to be with these folks?
     
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  3. Slow

    Slow All The Pieces Matter DawgShed News

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    Cigarette smokers that excuse themselves for a break every 10 minutes
     
  4. iloveyoubut

    iloveyoubut Well-Known Member

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    When they say "that's above my paygrade".
     
  5. MorningSong13

    MorningSong13 Well-Known Member VIP

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    Maybe you should offer to buy them coffee? That makes them seem to ignore you.
     
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    Don't you have an office with a door on it you can close and lock them out?
     
  7. stanggirl

    stanggirl There's no replacement for displacement

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    I love my new partner...
     
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    todd packer Well-Known Member

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    Another fucking Birthday Card. :mad:
     
  9. greenchiclets

    greenchiclets Well-Known Member

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    There's a woman that works here that is morbidly obese, rides around on a fat person mobile cart thing, but eats really bad food for lunch, does nothing to help herself. Fucking annoying.
     
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    Tipsey Russell VIP Extreme Gold

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    people who microwave fish
     
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    DTF296 Well-Known Member

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    crackerjackson5 Well-Known Member

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    I could smell her through this post.
     
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    Vincenzo69 Well-Known Member

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    There's this chick at work who has been eyeball fucking me and flirting with me all morning. I know she's married so I can't try anything but wtf I gots da blueballs
     
  14. AmishGirl

    AmishGirl Well-Known Member VIP

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    Russell nailed it- the WORST ...... :banghead:

    Runner up, the guy who I suspect is gay who just HAS to SING every waking moment .... shut up, this isn't AGT. Or "drum" on the counter. Where I'm from, that type of behavior was eliminated by 4th grade. But, that's not here .... :ucoffee:
     
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  15. JameGumb

    JameGumb We're all out of toner!

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    Every other asshole always seems to want to talk weather with me. It's enough.
     
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    "Advice Guy"

    Knows everything about everything and doesn't listen to anyone's response.

    A woman asked me where we were going for our honeymoon. I told her we decided on Ireland. She says "You should take her on a cruise."

    I JUST FUCKING TOLD YOU WE'RE GOING TO IRELAND, YOU STUPID CUNT.
     
  17. ClintDagger

    ClintDagger World's #2 Ranked Poster - Exec VP Larry, Inc VIP

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    When I was in college there was this lady in our class that had to be about 40, which back then seemed ancient. But she weighed approx 400 lbs and brought the same snacks to every class. Those yellow hostess cupcakes, those store bought fried cherry pies, and then my favorite was a one liter Coca Cola and honey roasted peanuts. She poured the peanuts into the coke and just went to town. God she was annoying and disgusting.
     
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    Would you have been happier if Chriza's mom just started pulling cheeseburgers out of a bag and started wolfing them down one after another all during class instead ?
     
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  19. SouthernListen

    SouthernListen I don't follow the crowd. Sorry about that. VIP

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    You really should just take her on a cruise. Nobody wants to see Ireland.
     
  20. Whipping Post

    Whipping Post in sorrow, seek happiness Gold

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    One dude, white guy of course, never shuts up. Brings me mma and hockey cards every week before work while I'm sitting in my car, trying to chill. Same tired jokes, where's Jamal ? Fucking cocksucker, hope he dies. Cute wife though.