Another Blind Foster

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  1. ALEBonBon6785

    ALEBonBon6785 Well-Known Member

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    Beth has another blind foster arriving today. Any idea why there are so many blind cats in NY?
     
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    Munchausen by Proxy
    It causes blindness in healthy kittens and cats transmitted from the Equinuus Ostrosticus Virus. Very rare.
    It only seems to happen in homes with 37 chimneys and "friends" who help around said home. Scary times for homeless kitties.
    It's the new Feline HIV I've heard.
     
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    Only Beth fosters blinds and kittens, no one else! :grad:
     
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    Howard is probably paying someone to go around poking cats in the eye.
     
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    Ice picks? They're around!
     
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    They would rather scratch thier eyes out than have to look at Beth's fucked up grill
     
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    i don't know, but Beth is really starting to scare me. for realz.
     
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    Remember in "Slumdog Millionaire" when the guy blinded the boy who could sing to make him a better earner as a beggar? Just sayin'.
     
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    this is going to be her "thing" now. She must have caught on to the criticism of just fostering super cute kittens that didn't really need to be fostered, and needed something she thinks will boost her into "St Beth" territory.
     
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    ...yeah this does have the feel of a purpose doesnt it. urns full of dead dogs, newborn homeless kittens and photoshopped animal dedication hasnt done the trick so lets ratchet this up with blind kittens. its great to help animoes but beth is trying too hard to be somebody recognized for something. she could do all this without the social media spam. all those long baths at chimneyville manor and still the aura of hooir pours from her needy nimble self.
     
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    And it's really friggin' scary.
     
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    I am leaning towards the opinion others have...that she thinks a blind kitten is so much more wonderful to save than a regular cute cat and proof of her superior character.

    What stops me from being convinced it's calculated is the sheer level of stupidity required to put up welcome home balloons for a blind animal...I am still stunned about that and that nobody close to her pulled her aside and tried to explain how stupid that looks.


    In keeping with the evolved Stern way of playing shrink all the time...
    They (animal hoarders) exhibit certain kinds of psychological issues, ranging from obsessive-compulsive disorder, depression and addiction to attachment disorder and dementia.
     
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    She enjoys watching them walk into walls when she gets good and drunk every afternoon
     
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    Oh, it's calculated. And she's an idiot.
     
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    :wtf:

    :haha:
     
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    I've been saying this all along about Beff!
     
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