Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by ALEBonBon6785, Jan 4, 2016.
Where does she keep finding them, and why is this disability her rescue of choice?
bethosternNew little blind foster nugget arriving soon to our home. Get ready for some serious cuteness in the Foster Room!!!! Girl!
She's out of her fucking mind.
Uh oh, Yoda now has an "eye issue". Did Beth poke his eyes out too? :
bethostern@alternativegrrl Yoda has an eye issue going on and he has to stay away from frolicking kittens
miatagirl1 Good heavens - what's wrong with beautiful Yoda? 5min
Beth has enough blind nuggets to crank out more books than Stephen King.
I mean, WTF.
Beth has her assistant sit down with a huge book of every animal shelter in the country. She is instructed to call each one and ask if they have any blind kittens available. It's like scene in the movie Wall Street where Bud Fox/Charlie Sheen is cold calling from a phone book to try to get businessmen and widows to buy investments. Beth tells the assistant that the phone better not leave her ear and her finger better not leave the keypad. She probably works with a script that Beth has written.
WTF?? Her Persian has an eye problem too? I can see the book title now: Yoda Sees with Love
Serious cuteness in the foster room doesn't just happen by accident.
"serious cuteness in the foster room"?!?
Me? Not at all! I have my own cat right here, thanks.
I bet all you hear in that house is a lot of thumping. The sound of blind cats running into walls
Ground Control to Major Tom
Whatever happened to survival of the fittest?
For fuck sakes put these things to sleep! Howard consistently advocated abortion because there are too many unwanted children, well, wouldn't the best solution be to euthanize all these unwanted cats before they end up at the Chinese take out?
What's the bulllshit cause of this nuggets blindness?
He's one of the more morally confused people on earth.