Another Cannibal in Baltimore

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  1. Avery

    Avery Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Good thing Kenyan mooslims don't eat pork, right mike? :hhh:

    A 21-year-old Morgan State University student told investigators that he ate the heart and portions of the brain of a man whose dismembered remains were found in his Joppa home, according to a grisly account from the Harford County Sheriff's Office.

    The arrest of Alexander Kinyua came almost a week after Kujoe Bonsafo Agyei-Kodie, 37, went missing, and followed a search of the home the two men apparently shared in the 500 block of Terrapin Terrace in Joppatowne early Wednesday morning, police said.

    The charges are not Kinyua's first in recent weeks, and a previous arrest and Kinyua's online postings point to a troubled man. In January, he was disenrolled from the ROTC program after two-and-a-half-years of participation, said Lt. Col. James Lewis, a professor of military service who oversees the program. Officials said it followed a disciplinary incident.

    Then on May 20, Kinyua, who otherwise does not have a criminal record in Maryland, was charged with first-degree assault and reckless endangerment in Baltimore in connection with an incident that allegedly occurred May 19 at the Thurgood Marshall apartments, according to court records.

    In that case, according to police, Kinyua "randomly" attacked another Morgan State student in a doorway of the apartment complex with a baseball bat, then fled into a nearby wooded area. The victim, listed as Joshua Ceasar, suffered fractures to his skull, arm, shoulder, as well as blindness to his left eye. The first responding officer saw Ceasar stumbling toward her, with blood coming from his forehead, and the officer noted a large amount of blood in the doorway.

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  2. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    Black people = Zombies

    2+2=4
     
  3. MatthewT

    MatthewT Awaiting The Rapture VIP

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    these "bath salts" are making people completely insane
     
  4. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    Baltimore Mike ordered a BLT?
     
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    FtM Starless & Bible Black Gold

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    I look forward to the slowly unwinding and impending zombie apocalypse. :)
     
  6. Ridic Too2

    Ridic Too2 New Member Banned User

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    A group of lovely people. Can't live with em, can't live without em (in chains).
     
  7. P-B

    P-B Honourary Canuck Gold

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    It's gone international.

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    May 31, 2012
    Alleged killer porn star likely fled country: Cops


    By Brian Daly, QMI Agency



    MONTREAL — The international crime-fighting group Interpol has joined a global manhunt for porn actor and suspected sadistic killer Luka Magnotta, who might have fled Canada days after allegedly cannibalizing a friend.


    Montreal police believe the 29-year-old Toronto native left the country last weekend for France under a false name. Magnotta also goes by the names Eric Clinton Newman and Vladimir Romanov, police said.


    He is white, 5-foot-10, 135 lbs. with blue eyes and black hair.


    Police say they've issued an arrest warrant for Magnotta on charges of second-degree murder and indignity to a human body.


    Magnotta apparently hitchhiked his way to Ontario one week ago, not long after a man in his 30s was killed, cut to pieces and partially eaten in Magnotta's one-room apartment in west-end Montreal.


    The grisly slaying made headlines around the world after a severed foot was mailed to Conservative headquarters in Ottawa and a hand, destined for a Liberal office in the nation's capital, was intercepted at a Canada Post depot.

    http://cnews.canoe.ca/CNEWS/Crime/2012/05/31/19820101.html

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  8. cheezedbyfate

    cheezedbyfate Well-Known Member

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    baltimore mike could feed a village for a month
     
  9. Dominic GPS

    Dominic GPS TIT: Texan-In-Training VIP

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    Bath Salts. The very best there is. When you absolutely, positively got to eat every motherfucker in the room, accept no substitutes.
     
  10. FtM

    FtM Starless & Bible Black Gold

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    If I could get eaten by a Bath Salts Zombie, I want it to be someone cool like Iggy Pop or Karl Lagerfeld. My preference would be Pee Wee Herman, as in Paul Reubens in his Pee Wee Herman suit. That would be a lovely thing to see for the final moments of my life. :)
     
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    Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Stop the clock.

    I don't remember seeing any white people eating people after ingesting that crap.
     
  12. Chief2Kick

    Chief2Kick I'm all sixes & sevens & nines Staff Member

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    [video]http://www.onemorelevel.com/game/deanimator[/video]
     
  13. Dominic GPS

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    There will be a sharp rise in zombie-proof real estate soon. Buy now!

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  14. Avery

    Avery Well-Known Member Banned User

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    That shit is impossible. Where am i supposed to shoot the zombies? :mad:
     
  15. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    I'd eat FTM today cuz she tastes like a Nacho Burrito :buffet:
     
  16. doughhead63

    doughhead63 OD'd on life itself Staff Member

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    how close are you to Myrtle Beach?
     
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    Neat picture.

    I'm part of the Illuminati so I have no worries. :cool:
     
  20. FtM

    FtM Starless & Bible Black Gold

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    What can I say? You inspire me to make poor food choices. :eek: