Entertainment Another Darwin Award Entry for 2016

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by MobyDick, Apr 10, 2016.

  1. MobyDick

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    Would it be wrong for me to say "she deserved it"?
     
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    Oh, this made my day. :jj:

    Nothing helps a society more than the thinning of the herd.
     
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    I have an idea how Mr. Axl Rose can reclaim his place as rock's top performer . . . . and pay back his fans for 30 years of prima donna behavior.
     
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    No. Not at all.

    Remember the" Bitch, you knew I was a snake" joke?
     
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    She died doing what she does best. That's being an idiot.
     
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    For clarity :

    Once upon a time, a woman was picking up firewood. She came upon a poisonous snake frozen in the snow. She took the snake home and nursed it back to health. One day the snake bit her on the cheek. As she lay dying, she asked the snake, "Why have you done this to me?" And the snake answered, "Look, bitch, you knew I was a snake."
     
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    Necco please!!!

    Like we need any more hot earners dying.

    :facepalm:
     
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    Were they out of revolvers for Russian Roulette?
     
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    She didn't get what she deserved, but she did get what she asked for.
     
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    I hope the snake is okay.
     
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    Even honor students win Darwin Awards

    http://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory/dead-hurt-model-rocket-explodes-school-38156313

    Investigators on Tuesday were trying to figure out what caused a homemade rocket attached to a skateboard to explode, killing a Southern California high school student and injuring his friend.

    Bernard Moon, 18, of Thousand Oaks died after the blast Monday night. A 17-year-old had minor injuries and was released from the hospital Tuesday.

    The two senior honor students were from Thousand Oaks High School. The blast took place in a courtyard at Madrona Elementary School in Thousand Oaks.
     
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    so I looked
    this wasn't some really famous pop star over there
    that somehow singing with venomous snakes makes money
    singers can get maybe $20 for whatever these gigs are--$25 if the snake is involved


    they find these poor uneducated backwater woman who need to feed their kids
    (she had 3)


    i'm really lucky I was born into a life of awesome
     
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    She thought it was defanged not her fault Pretty sure if she knew it wasn't she would have told them get that thing out of here