Another Day - Another Lie

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by BethSucks, Oct 30, 2013.

  1. BethSucks

    BethSucks Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    Howard claimed his personal chef is his buddy that helps with the cooking.


    MarksFriggin Today:

    http://marksfriggin.com/news.htm#wed

    Howard asked Robin if she eats chocolate. Robin said she does. She said that she had some chocolate mousse that his chef made. Howard said he doesn't have a chef. Howard said that's his buddy. Robin said she ate it.



    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbi...-Cattrall-toy-boy-split-refused-kept-man.html

    Kim Cattrall has broken up with her young lover because he refused to become a kept man, it was claimed last night.

    The Liverpool-born Sex And The City star, 52, and chef Alan Wyse, 30, separated after five years together.

    But Alan’s father Carl blamed the break-up on his son’s reluctance to give up his highly paid new job as a chef for America’s controversial ‘shock jock’ radio DJ Howard Stern.
    Mr Wyse, 60, said: ‘Alan is Howard Stern’s personal chef, so he is always on call. He has to work weekends a lot, which is when Kim gets most of her free time, and she wanted him to accompany her on promotional tours abroad.
    ‘The last trip that she invited him on was to China, but Alan couldn’t just drop everything and go.’
    Mr Wyse, a building contractor from Westport, Canada, where Alan grew up, added: ‘Kim is sweet, classy and has been really generous to Alan.

    ‘They lived in a £10,000-a-month New York apartment.

    But they split because he wouldn’t give up his work.
    ‘His job is too important to him for him to give it up.

    It’s quite a wrench for me that he has split with Kim, but I don’t think Alan is too upset.

    ‘He’s a grown man. He needs his independence – to stand on his own two feet.’

    Leading ladies: Kim Cattrall with her co-stars Kristin Davis, Cynthia Nixon and Sarah Jessica Parker in the hit movie Sex and the City

    Cattrall has been married three times. Her spokeswoman said she was not concerned by Alan’s hours but added: ‘They were going in different directions.’
     
  2. GaryPuppet

    GaryPuppet Well-Known Member

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    Chef Alan

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    Kool Well-Known Member

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    business as usual.....btw the chocolate is an indication why Robin is so fat.
     
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    More like he broke up with her because she looks like his mother.
     
  5. Divorce Chicken

    Divorce Chicken white punk on dope VIP

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    Did "Chef Alan" trade one codger for another? He looks like his door swings both ways.
     
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    dont mention the bowling alley on air
     
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    He wears a wig. He's already lying before he even opens his mouth.
     
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    Howard has 30 bathrooms.
    sexy baby wipe budget > JD salary
     
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    lol, BringBackJackie is trolling-up Amazon? That's pretty fucking hilarious, IMO.
     
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    Nemo Beer Can Thick Gold

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    WUS Booey was blabbing about Blobbin.
    She also employs a team of people.
    Gary and family stayed at her shore home a few years ago...while Robin was away.
     
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    kicksave7 Well-Known Member

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    Hilarious that Howard is still trying to promote himself as the "average" guy that lives a middle class life. On the other hand he can't control himself on the air when he has socialized with the rich and famous. Did anyone believe for a minute that Beth is cooking up homemade meals every night for them?
     
  16. MobyDick

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    shhh.... you are ruining Howard and his classic "everyman" bits, like when he burned lasagna in the microwave a few years ago at his apartment (which in New York means a small house in a tall building).
     
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    MobyDick Well-Known Member

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    Do Howard and Beth still dress up for home cooked meals every night or was that a bit, too? And how can they do that every night when Howard's always "busy" and Beth's always "out at all hours".
     
  18. Bethstampon

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    Ha, forgot about that...the incompetent old ninny put his portion in for 11 minutes...caught it on fire or something.
     
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    Chocolate Moose - 1700 pounds.

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  20. BethSucks

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    Give Robin a fork and it'll look like a pack of wolves got to it in about ten minutes