Another day in the life of Slippy.

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Slippy, Sep 12, 2013.

  1. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    Let's start by saying that my haters will RUN with this shit in the morning and evening thread for days/weeks/months/years. :hw: EC!!!! Go ahead.

    My life involves more than leaving this board for 30 seconds to walk a dog. Or fart. Or piss. Or put on my brakes while driving..........so I need to post about it. :crazy:

    Over a decade on these boards - she's one of the most fucked up cunts I've ever had to deal with. Obsessive to maniac degrees.

    Anyways........I've got a story.

    It will be my last story here...........but it's a good one!!!!!

    Anybody wanna place bets on what it is before I spit it all out and go?
     
  2. DarkFriday

    DarkFriday Fired as a MOD...Twice. Gold

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    wanker New Member

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    just get on with it already:c
     
  4. SIPAWITZ

    SIPAWITZ Bialy Whore Banned User

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    2-1 its about your boyfriend
     
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    Charon Soulless VIP

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    Why will it be your last story?
     
  6. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    I was hoping for more audience involvement. You guys have read enough about my life over the last 3 years to have a decent guess.

    Sip - you just lost your odds pal - but solid guess.
     
  7. wanker

    wanker New Member

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    are u going to sell us amway products?
     
  8. geo

    geo Well-Known Member

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    what are you talking about your last story?
    you ain't going nowhere.
     
  9. Charon

    Charon Soulless VIP

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    Are you going to jail?
     
  10. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    'cause I said so



    Does that shit still exist?

    Don't kid yourself, geo.
    NOT AGAIN, CHAR!!!!!! BASTARDS WON'T TAKE ME AWAY AGAIN!!!!
     
  11. Charon

    Charon Soulless VIP

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    Does this have to do with your thread about a meltdown getting deleted the other day?
     
  12. SIPAWITZ

    SIPAWITZ Bialy Whore Banned User

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    5-1 its about your son coming out
     
  13. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    I'm going to wait for 2 more minutes.......how ANYBODY hasn't guessed is beyond me.

    I pretty much lay my life out on this board.
     
  14. SIPAWITZ

    SIPAWITZ Bialy Whore Banned User

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    10-1 its about you coming out
     
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    Charon Soulless VIP

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    You're pregnant?
     
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    Gwarn1 Worlds poorest sugar daddy VIP

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    could this story involve ec? oh god i hope so :pray:
     
  18. SIPAWITZ

    SIPAWITZ Bialy Whore Banned User

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    100-1 its about you being HIV positive
     
  19. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    No silly. I jumped the gun on low leaving........and then my shit fell apart before I could stay with the thread. It was politely deleted upon my request.
     
  20. wanker

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    sit on a large bass speaker whils some bad brains is playin while ur wearing white cotton panties b4 u begin the begin k?