Let's start by saying that my haters will RUN with this shit in the morning and evening thread for days/weeks/months/years. EC!!!! Go ahead. My life involves more than leaving this board for 30 seconds to walk a dog. Or fart. Or piss. Or put on my brakes while driving..........so I need to post about it. Over a decade on these boards - she's one of the most fucked up cunts I've ever had to deal with. Obsessive to maniac degrees. Anyways........I've got a story. It will be my last story here...........but it's a good one!!!!! Anybody wanna place bets on what it is before I spit it all out and go?