another day of my kids friends raiding my fridge

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  1. Shivvy

    Shivvy 100k Post Club

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    unreal.

    everytime all their friends are over (which is every god damn day) they just help themselves to all the sodas, waters, and juice boxed. my daughters always making popcorn or handing out snack. all i see is fucking dollar signs as they leave half drank beverages and opened bags every where!!!!!!!!!!!!


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    blairg loving Mari

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    maybe you should spend more time supervising them and less time here :dancin:
     
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    gilaet Xanax Service Dog Gold

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    Should have made them mow your lawn.
     
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    it's on now :jj:
     
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    Shivvy 100k Post Club

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    keep collecting bottles and cans to buy that plane ticket from argentina for that dude
     
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    Is there lock on the beer-fridge?
     
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    Shivvy 100k Post Club

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    of course not. dont be silly
     
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    she bought her own ticket, she makes more money then me :dancin:
     
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    i fucking hate you
     
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    :hug:
     
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    send a bill home for day care services and food
     
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    Shivvy 100k Post Club

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    :eek:fftopic:
     
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    i used to not mind cuz my kids were always at their house. however, my kids have manners. these motherufckers just take shit
     
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    Mlaw Quite Contrarian Gold

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    you need to put the hammer down. Fill small bottles of water with tap water, tell the kids that if they want anything else they have to ask for permission.

    You should just shop at the Dollar Tree and buy the snacks there
     
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    walk around the house naked
     
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    Tell your kid to stop befriending the poors.
     
  17. Shivvy

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    i bought a huge box of thise HUGS juice boxes from Costco
     
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    buy kibbles and bits and put it in little ziplock baggies :jj:
     
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    there's an obvious joke here if someone wants it
     
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    My neighbor just put a padlock on the pantry in his basement, because one of his kids friends was sneaking down there at night to scum cans of Spaghettios. Kid was cracking them open and eating them cold. The next time the kid was there, my neighbor said he heard him whining like a 3 y/o, "I'm hungry. I need something to eat. Don't you have anything to eat. Oh my god, I'm staaaAAAAAAaaaarving." All I could think of is the sandwiches kid from Bad Santa, all grown up.