Another dog thread......

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Slippy, Jan 16, 2012.

  1. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    She just yakked up a bucket full of shit, and is wobbling and walking all wrong.

    I know, I know........too many threads about my pets. I just love the little bastards and it worries me to no end when bad things happen to them.

    Earmites?
     
  2. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    At least she was nice enough to do it in a bucket
     
  3. Krusty

    Krusty New Member

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    Sounds like the dog has been poisoned . Kiss it goodbye.
     
  4. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    No she wasn't.

    It was a bucketfull, on the damn carpet. I yakked twice trying to clean it up, before my boys got my back.
     
  5. idiotbox

    idiotbox Looking for a dime and found a quarter. VIP

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    quit feeding her shit
     
  6. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    Impossible. Unless she got into the cleaning cabinet......

    Nobody else can get into my house or near my dog without me knowing.

    You freak.
     
  7. Gomez

    Gomez Well-Known Member

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    take your dog and fuck it doggy style.
     
  8. HeinousMark

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    The wobbling and walking wrong part sounds bad:dontknow:
     
  9. gilaet

    gilaet Xanax Service Dog

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    She ate your daughter's novel.
     
  10. jonpow

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    Sounds like it found the liquor cabinet
     
  11. idiotbox

    idiotbox Looking for a dime and found a quarter. VIP

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    give the dog a monday off. this peanut butter in the snatch every week is gonna kill it.
     
  12. Krusty

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    Didn't you have a dog that ate the ammo for your pellet gun ?
     
  13. Mlaw

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    The lead from the bullets? :dontknow:
     
  14. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    Why animals have to choose to yak on a carpet everytime is beyond me. I have ceramic tile in the kitchen, goddamnit.
     
  15. idiotbox

    idiotbox Looking for a dime and found a quarter. VIP

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    can you just say the dog is a he so i can ask you how you would measure his cock?
     
  16. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    Same dog.

    I will not betray her vaginal rights. You measure the shaft, and the shaft only - from balls to tip. Any amateur knows this.

    She's a fuckin' mess.....my best guess is that she ate something dead outside today. She can't keep her balance, and keeps gagging......but is out of shit to throw up.
     
  17. gilaet

    gilaet Xanax Service Dog

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    any diarrhea?
     
  18. Krusty

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    If the pellets were lead then the dog is really fucked.
     
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    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    Damned if I know. I don't follow her around outside when she goes out to do her thing.

    I make the kids shovel it up once every couple of months.
     
  20. gilaet

    gilaet Xanax Service Dog

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    A dog's shit will tell you how sick it is.