Another Emily Stern Creative Spurt

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by TallTyrion, Nov 30, 2015.

  1. TallTyrion

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    As Consuela serves the turkey and we say goodbye to another Thanksgiving, I can’t help but think of the poor people that have to cook their food and actually chew it. Thank goodness I have jose and Guadalupe to actually chew my food for me. That being said, I wonder what the poor turkey is thinking of as they lead it to slaughter and what effect that haves on our environment. I don’t really know what it is, because I’m busy recording my thoughts, but what if???
    Anyway, happy thanksgiving from your favorite artist and Mazel Tov to all of my jewish friends.
     
  2. Mark Mayonnaise

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    What in God's fuck shit are you babbling about
     
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    Whats he saying Robin?
     
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    Consuela serves the turkey ? Im sure germphobic Howie doesnt want her touching his food. They have a chef for that.
     
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    You think one of the family actually serves the turkey?
     
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    Who is Consuela
     
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    Zoo Za Zoo Muthahfucka
     
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    Vintage TallTyrion!
     
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    Huh
     
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    Howard's too evolved to eat turkey.
     
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    I am trying think but nothing happens
     
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    that's because you can't see the colors of the rainbow x.
     
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    What else is new! :p
     
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    Perhaps you should go.
     
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    But I can smell her hippy armpits from here tho
     
  16. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Where
     
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    I got 100% on my 1st spelling test in 1st grade.... all down hill from there
     
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    Kanye's arsehole? Failing that… The bar?
     
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    @Kanye West prepare your anus