Another Emily Stern Creative Spurt

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by TallTyrion, Nov 30, 2015.

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  1. TallTyrion

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    As Consuela serves the turkey and we say goodbye to another Thanksgiving, I can’t help but think of the poor people that have to cook their food and actually chew it. Thank goodness I have jose and Guadalupe to actually chew my food for me. That being said, I wonder what the poor turkey is thinking of as they lead it to slaughter and what effect that haves on our environment. I don’t really know what it is, because I’m busy recording my thoughts, but what if???
    Anyway, happy thanksgiving from your favorite artist and Mazel Tov to all of my jewish friends.
     
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  2. Mark Mayonnaise

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    What in God's fuck shit are you babbling about
     
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    Whats he saying Robin?
     
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    Consuela serves the turkey ? Im sure germphobic Howie doesnt want her touching his food. They have a chef for that.
     
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  5. TallTyrion

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    You think one of the family actually serves the turkey?
     
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  6. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Who is Consuela
     
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  7. TallTyrion

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    Zoo Za Zoo Muthahfucka
     
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  8. Swedish John

    Swedish John I'm your huckleberry

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    Vintage TallTyrion!
     
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  9. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Huh
     
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  10. DDragon

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    Howard's too evolved to eat turkey.
     
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    I am trying think but nothing happens
     
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  12. TallTyrion

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    that's because you can't see the colors of the rainbow x.
     
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    What else is new! :p
     
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    Perhaps you should go.
     
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    But I can smell her hippy armpits from here tho
     
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  16. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Where
     
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    I got 100% on my 1st spelling test in 1st grade.... all down hill from there
     
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    Kanye's arsehole? Failing that… The bar?
     
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  19. Dorb

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    :(
     
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  20. Mark Mayonnaise

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    @Kanye West prepare your anus
     
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