Another Holiday, Another Dinner Alone For The Wig

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by BethSucks, May 27, 2013.

  1. BethSucks

    BethSucks Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    He's doing a show tomorrow so he'll be in Manhattan today, his "wife" will be partying hard in the Hampton's. Who will fix Howard's dry salmon and cashews?
     
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    Anfkid Blue Banner Mafia Staff Member

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    his private chef. then it's a lil dildo to get him to sleep and night night.
     
  3. Bye You!

    Bye You! The n word guy Gold

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    He's not doing his radio show tomorrow, that's for sure.
     
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    Bye You! The n word guy Gold

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    :bigthink that doesn't sound bad...



    Wait, wut?
     
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    BethSucks Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    It's already been announced on some show twitter account, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday this week, the next week is AGT in Vegas so he can't take off.
     
  6. Anfkid

    Anfkid Blue Banner Mafia Staff Member

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    he kills himself for his fans.
     
  7. Thelma

    Thelma Well-Known Member

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    Captain Janks tweeted it, too:

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  8. Kaii

    Kaii Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Isn't ralph there to blow him
     
  9. BethSucks

    BethSucks Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    Beth's got to be thrilled, she's got two weeks of uninterrupted partying at the beginning of the Hampton's summer season.
     
  10. Roberticus

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    By July 4th, she'll probably be wearing the fang necklace again.
     
  11. Thelma

    Thelma Well-Known Member

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    This pretty much sums it up:

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  12. Anfkid

    Anfkid Blue Banner Mafia Staff Member

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    10 new gay friends, 20 seagulls she'll rescue and get 20 blowjobs.
     
  13. LaserT

    LaserT You have to have fun.

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    Howard for money and security and Hamptons alone time to fill her needs.
     
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    Bye You! The n word guy Gold

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    Oh shit I thought today was Sunday. :doh:

    Hahaha you're right! Poor poor Howard.
     
  15. beetlejosh

    beetlejosh I f'd your wife 'cos she look like batman. Gold

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    [video=youtube;3aF9AJm0RFc]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3aF9AJm0RFc[/video]
     
  16. BethSucks

    BethSucks Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    Maybe she can find another gay friend that enjoys giving her ass a squeeze:

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    Close up image courtesy of Xavier:

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    I rescued this Kitty this morning, Where's my press conference ? :nag::cmon:



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  18. Roberticus

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    Maybe someone could record a version of another Cash song... "Hampton Prison Blues".
     
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    Tuesday, Wednesday AND Thursday? And then he has to go to Vegas?! He really needs a vacation. Just thinking about that grueling schedule is making my head spin.
     
  20. Thelma

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    Last year Howard complained about the "grueling" AGT shoot in Vegas. He also didn't look too thrilled posing with Beth and her friend, Jill Martin:

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    "'I’m really worn out. It was very draining',” he declared, complaining about the long 9 a.m. to 11 p.m. shooting schedule. “Sometimes we’d start as early as 7 a.m. I got one hour by the pool the day I arrived, and I got one night out for dinner with Beth [Ostrosky, his wife], her brother and his girlfriend. It was crazy. That was it. I’m in a beautiful hotel in a wild city, and all I see is the inside of my room. I might as well have been in Guam. I got one break of 2 1/2 hours the entire time, and I had to take a nap, it was so emotionally draining."

    http://www.lasvegassun.com/news/201...stern-unhappy-grueling-agt-/?ae#axzz2UVmat1VK