Was looking for something else and ran across this gem. Sounded fake from the beginning, wonder if it was Beth or Howard that made it up and what Howard was trying to accomplish by telling it: Beth And Bianca Hassled By A Group Of Black Teens. 03/08/07. 6:05am Howard said it was really weird when Beth called him the other day. She told him that she was out walking their dog and she got into a whole thing with a group of six black teenagers. Howard said she walked the dog to a pet store where they can browse the toys and stuff. She was walking toward the store when about 6 teens, about 16 or 17, stopped her and then one of the kids blew a whistle into Bianca's ear. He said the dog started shaking from the noise. He said the dog isn't very tough so she freaked out at the noise. Howard said that dog is like a battered wife, she'll just sit there. Beth asked the kid if that made him feel better doing that. The kid told her they did nothing and called her a ''fuckin' white cunt'' among other things. Howard said that really bummed him out when he heard that. He said it really just sucks dick when that happens. Howard said he knew kids who would smash frogs heads in when they were kids. They would look at them as if they were bugs and he just doesn't get that. He said the whole Beth thing made him depressed yesterday. Artie asked Howard if that was the end of the Beth story. Howard said that was it other than the kids following her down the street calling her names for a little while. He said a lot of stuff has really been bumming him out. He's got a lot of stuff going on lately and it seems like one thing after the other and that thing really got to him. King of All Blacks called in and said that he's not calling Beth a racist but it's kind of funny how she knew exactly how many black teens there were. He was laughing as he was talking about that but even Howard said he wasn't sure exactly how many there were. He was just telling the story. King seemed to be looking for some spin on the racism thing. That led to Howard playing some clips of George Takei from his audio book that Richard edited to have him saying stuff about ''lengthy black boys'' and stuff like that.