Another Kitten Crisis

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  1. Lou Cypher

    Lou Cypher New Member VIP

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    Not life-threatening, but...odd for an "animal expert". :hhh:

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    "Little Charlie Sleeping after a very long day going through identity Crisis!
    Little Charlie Chaplin is actually a girl...
    Yep, you can call her, Misses Chaplin!
    I've so blown away, She is so tiny, that i didnt even end up looking for a little pee pee, but we wouldnt have found one anyway!!!...
    I Messages Beth out of shock! And he said in the 44 kittens she has fostered, this is a First!..."

    Beth: Oh sweet Princess Charlie! I can't even wrap my head around this one!!!!! I feel awful!!!!!
    Beth: I am livid with the vet.
     
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    Do you think she knows what livid means?
     
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    Not an uncommon occurrence with young kittens especially if the private area is only one color.
     
  5. Engaged Chicken

    Engaged Chicken VIP Extreme Gold

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    Beth is livid with the vet? :worried: Can you imagine that poor vet? He'd better hold onto his hat, Beth will not sit still for this type of transgression.
     
  6. harlock

    harlock ancora imparo Gold

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    name it Chaz
     
  7. Lou Cypher

    Lou Cypher New Member VIP

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    :hhh: I'm betting someone (the help? The NSAL assistant?) called her that once and she had to look it up. :)
     
  8. markluke

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    Ironic that someone who looks like a transgendered horse comments about identity issues.
     
  9. Lou Cypher

    Lou Cypher New Member VIP

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    Oh, I'd love to eavesdrop on this:

    Beth: I blame the vet who did her first set of vaccinations! He's getting a call tomorrow!

    Brilliant! If they'd just let me post on that page, I could pass it along. :D
     
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    :facepalm:
     
  11. harlock

    harlock ancora imparo Gold

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    she'll think she does
     
  12. Lou Cypher

    Lou Cypher New Member VIP

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    They speak their own language on that page.
     
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    chapped Well-Known Member

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    yea how horrible... does that cunt even know what a crisis is??

    i am sure the 10,000 people killed over the weekend in one of the most horrible natural disasters in human history would agree with Beth if the could

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    She feels AWFOE that the cat has no penis.


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    Just like her husband.
     
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    She meant "living".
     
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    meanwhile in the Philippines
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    Now Wiggy is going to have to pay for a "PERSONAL VET" to go along with his personal assistant, personal weatherman, personal chef etc etc etc
     
  18. Lou Cypher

    Lou Cypher New Member VIP

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    I know that; you know that; Beth apparently doesn't know it. It's just crazy to see these people dump every problem on her (and there are LOTS more) and then watch her shift the blame and get "livid" at others.

    I'd say a certain vet's about to get clandestinely fucked with. :hhh:
     
  19. AGT Blows

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    The vet couldn't determine whether is was a boy cat or a girl cat.
     
  20. Bethstampon

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    "You wouldn't like her when she is livid..."

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