Another marriage of two posers

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  1. Kamie

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    In the most random engagement of the year, Avril Lavigne and Chad Kroeger of Nickelback are getting married after just six months of dating. Avril has released a photo of her engagement ring to Hello Canada magazine – and it’s enormous!


    “It is so beautiful,†Avril says of her massive ring. “I love it.†The ring is a whopping 14.01 carats and hails from XIV Karats Beverly Hills. According to Hello, Avril and Chad got close while they were collaborating on her fifth studio album. On one of their last days in the studio together, Chad proposed.


    XIV Karats’ website claims, “Our client base of over fifty thousand satisfied customers includes a host of A list celebrities, Hollywood Studios, Fortune five hundred corporations and some of the most distinguished names on the Forbes list†– but when we tried to click on “Celebrity Sightings,†nothing happened.


    Hello Mag’s photo of Avril’s engagement ring isn’t a super close-up, but we can tell that the rock must be weighing down her tiny little finger!


    Avril hasn’t written an original tweet about the announcement, but she’s retweeted a few news outlets.


    Haters abound…but I’m gonna stand alone and say congrats, lady. Not sure I’m a fan of the ring, though… that’s one huge chunk of diamond! What do you guys think of Avril’s ring?
     
  2. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Wow this is totally in the right forum and everything
     
  3. Scott

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    I hope they do a duet.
     
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    Are you serious???

    :jj: :jj: :rofl: :haha:
     
  5. Scott

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    It belongs here about as much as you do.
     
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    I wonder what she looks like without that Halloween mascara
     
  7. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Who the fuck is THIS faggot? ^
     
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    Chimney Portions I drink cum Banned User

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    Howard wants his nickel back.
     
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    :nojj:
     
  10. Kamie

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    That's so funny - right before I posted this I thought to myself that Chriza is going to give me shit. You are absolutely right, Shame on me. You have to give me credit for my attempt to tie it to HS, though.
     
  11. knu3421

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    Scott his name is scott
     
  12. Mark Mayonnaise

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    I would if I'd actually read it :c

    I'm giving you pos rep though because your AV is fucking sick
     
  13. knu3421

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    look at this photograph its a picture of my wife's fat ass.... will be sang at the wedding
     
  14. Kamie

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    You will love this, then:http://g1988.tumblr.com/
    That is where I got it. I think most of the art is sold out, but there is some pretty cool shit in there.
     
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    You have to literally spell it out for him.
     
  16. Mark Mayonnaise

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    He didn't spell it :grad:
     
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    [video=youtube;J7W-2BJUveE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7W-2BJUveE[/video]
     
  18. Scott

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    Uhmm. Yes he did.
     
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    hi chriza
     
  20. Mark Mayonnaise

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    For real though, this faggot knows me how? :scratch: