another miracle in Italy.

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  1. I invented that

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    That pope is just crazy enough to declare it a miracle.
     
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    mama mia
     
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    Who is fucking all the nuns?
     
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    I hate to stereotype but, nuns aren't usually too attractive. I suppose for every ugly nun, there's a hyper horny priest.
     
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    I helped a Mexican nun at the post office yesterday, but I wouldn't have sex with her, not with those shoes, honey.
     
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    I would pump sally field in "The Flying Nun." I'm a Timelord.
     
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    Why are you in the bar, faggit?
     
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    What kind of meat do priests eat on Fridays?
     
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    :lol:
     
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    During Lent or the rest of the year?
     
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    Lent.
     
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    They are supposed to abstain from meat although there is a turtle species in Mexico that was declared meat because some little coastal town was starving during lent.
     
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    Actual pic of the nun.

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