Sports Another one bites the dust: Prince Fielder to retire tomorrow

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  1. GaryPuppet

    GaryPuppet Well-Known Member

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    The 32-year-old Fielder is hitting a paltry .212/.292/.334 with eight home runs in 89 games this season. His lowest OPS over a full season prior to this campaign was a .720 mark in 2014, when he only played in 42 games before having a cervical fusion of two disks in his neck.

    He has 4 years remaining on his contract worth $96 million that he will collect.

    Talk about getting raped. Gotta feel bad for the Rangers.
     
  2. yosemite sam

    yosemite sam Camel Jockey

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    Tubby bastard sucked shit just like his old man.
     
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    LonghornJ VIP Extreme Gold

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    Meh... I'm sure the rangers have lloyds of London to cover it
     
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    Mojopin Resplendent in his frock VIP

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    Now he's gonna get William "Refrigerator" Perry fat.
     
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    slipkid69 AKA...Dick Delicious VIP

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    Had some good years when he played here with the Brewers. Always seemed like a decent guy. Hard to maintain a healthy body carrying around all that extra weight.
    Goodnight Sweet Prince

    :artiejj:
     
  6. GaryPuppet

    GaryPuppet Well-Known Member

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    How long will his :ms: wife Chanel stick around now that Prince is out of the game?


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    cdfree Well-Known Member VIP

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    He shall be forever remembered for this. The Giants beaned him on purpose in their first exhibition game the next year and he took it like a man.

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    Isn't he a vegan?
     
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    They filed for divorce in 2013 but reconciled the following year and are still married so who knows.
     
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    He was a vegetarian for about three months when he played with the Brewers.
     
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    GaryPuppet Well-Known Member

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    He has 319 career HR's....the same as his father
     
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    I know an indian guy
    vegetarian
    fat bastard


    I liked fielder
    he always seemed like he was enjoying himself whenever I saw him on the tv
     
  14. bznick

    bznick Hustling, Flowing, and Hating! Gold

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    "What do you mean you're not going out on the road anymore? You're staying home???"

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    Ken Rosenthal just tweeted minutes ago that Prince is classified as medically disabled and therefore can't be cleared to play, but he hasn't made the decision to retire.

    :dontknow:
     
  16. Gunt

    Gunt I don't have time to teach you to speak hobo.

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    If he does retire, he will have the same amount of career home runs as his dad and almost the same amount of RBI's.....weird.

    I really enjoyed watching both of them crush baseballs.

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  17. Scott

    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    He never bounced back from this play.

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    Oh and as an added bonus.

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    This came from nowhere. 32 is young by MLB standards
     
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    God forbid there is fun in baseball. Fuck there
    Unwritten rules bullshit