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    A nurse spends $10,000 having 4lbs of fat injected into her bum so she can look like Kim Kardashian - after squatting 300 times A DAY failed to give her a larger behind

    A nurse has undergone $10,291 (£7,000) worth of plastic surgery so she can have a bum to rival her idol Kim Kardashian.
    In a bid to make her bottom more bootilicious, Marlene Chinea, 36, underwent a Brazilian Butt lift, where doctors injected four pounds of fat into her backside to make it bigger.
    Marlene, from Miami Beach, Florida, decided to undergo the dramatic procedure after years of attempting to naturally boost her asset with no results.
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    A nurse has undergone $10,291 (£7,000) worth of plastic surgery so she can have a bum to rival her idol, reality star Kim Kardashian
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    In a bid to make her bottom more bootilicious, Marlene Chinea, 36, underwent a Brazilian Butt lift, where doctors injected four pounds of fat into her backside to make it bigger
    'No matter how much exercise I did, I'd never get the results I wanted,' she said. 'I was okay with my bum before but I thought a little more would accentuate my assets. I simply wanted more projection.'
    She added: 'I modelled my butt on Kim Kardashian. Kim is simply beautiful and anything she wears looks fabulous on her.'

    Marlene claims that working out for several hours, five to six times a week, she still couldn't get the results she wanted. At one point she claims she was doing over 300 squats or lunges a day.
    But before Marlene could undergo the operation she had to gain as much weight as she could - the procedure involved taking fat from other body parts and transferring it to her bum.
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    Marlene, from Miami Beach, Florida, decided to undergo the dramatic procedure after years of attempting to naturally boost her asset with no results
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    Before Marlene could undergo the operation she had to gain as much weight as she could - the procedure involved taking fat from other body parts and transferring it to her bum
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    Marlene's four-pounds-worth of new junk-in-her-trunk meant that none of her old jeans and shorts would fit anymore. She decided to treat herself to news clothes, inspired by Kim Kardashian
    Over the course of a few months she gained 20 pounds by eating junk food including pizza and ice cream.
    During the gruelling five hour procedure, the newly gained fat was removed from her arms, upper and lower back, abdomen, flanks and thighs by liposuction. Four pounds of fat were then transferred to her rear.
    Marlene's four-pounds-worth of new junk-in-her-trunk meant that none of her old jeans and shorts would fit anymore. She decided to treat herself to news clothes, inspired by Kim Kardashian.
    She said: 'I've done lots of shopping to replace my wardrobe. Clothes for the most part have to be high waisted.
    'I was so excited with my new body that I was sure to buy outfits that Kim K would wear. I bought a couple of bodysuits and pencil skirts like she's always wearing.'
    Marlene also had a breast augmentation in 2012. Now, happy with her body, she says she doesn't plan to have any more surgery.
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    Marlene claims that working out for several hours, five to six times a week, she still couldn't get the results she wanted. At one point she claims she was doing over 300 squats or lunges a day
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    Marlene also had a breast augmentation in 2012. Now, happy with her body, she says she doesn't plan to have any more surgery
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    The procedure was carried out by one of Florida's most sought-after plastic surgeons Michael Salzhauer, 43, better known as 'Dr.Miami'
    She said: 'As of right now, I will enjoy my new body before adding any other surgeries.
    'I had mixed emotions about the procedure. I was excited, anxious, nervous, happy and scared all at the same time. But ultimately, I was ready to have the body I wanted.
    'People are curious and want to know everything about my journey. Overall life is good and I am happy. I've also received plenty of attention from both sexes - not just guys either.'
    She added: 'Many people in today's society still ridicule plastic surgery, but I can attest that some results can never be achieved with diet and exercise alone.
    'I believe that my results would never have been achieved by exercise simply because of my anatomy.'
    The procedure was carried out by one of Florida's most sought-after plastic surgeons Michael Salzhauer, 43, better known as 'Dr.Miami'.
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    Marlene said, 'People are curious and want to know everything about my journey. Overall life is good and I am happy. I've also received plenty of attention from both sexes - not just guys either'
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    According to Dr. Miami, the demand for bubble butts is ever-growing due to the rise of celebrities such as Beyonce, J-Lo and Kim Kardashian who are all famed for having big bottoms

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    Dr.Miami said: 'The Brazilian Butt Lift is the most popular operation now in Miami. It is the fastest growing procedure in the United States'
    According to him, the demand for bubble butts is ever-growing due to the rise of celebrities such as Beyonce, J-Lo and Kim Kardashian who are all famed for having big bottoms.
    There is so much demand, in fact, that he said he is completely booked up until June 2017.
    Dr.Miami said: 'The Brazilian Butt Lift is the most popular operation now in Miami. It is the fastest growing procedure in the United States.
    'I have performed thousands of Brazilian Butt lifts. Somewhere between 4000-5000 over the last ten years. Year on year the amount of people having this surgery is basically doubling.
    'I think girls nowadays want bigger butts because curvy is in. All the stars you see on TV have big curvy figures - and there's really no exercise in the gym that can give you that shape. You're either blessed with it, or you get it surgically.
    'The only way to get that if you're not born with it is to take the fat from the areas where you don't want it, put it in the areas that you do and really shape your body.
    'The risks are very, very small. We are very careful with who we operate on. We only operate on young people that are healthy, no diabetics, nobody with heart conditions and non-smokers.'
     
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    Ugh. Tile in a bedroom.
     
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    You read a lot of chick news
     
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    Would not fuck before or after. Them back rolls will return faster than she can get down to the balls on colored dick.
     
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    I see a Mulato child in her future.

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    Her butt was low on th totem pole of things to work on.
     
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    This story is complete bullshit! She does 300 squats a day and still looks enormous! She must be squatting down to pick up a pack of Oreo cookies! :pigout:
     
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    This ^^^^

    I thought "Nicole Bass" on first sight of her.
     
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    300 squats is not that many..I use to do 1000s of situps in the day
     
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    She looks like she could knock out a horse in that bikini photo.
     
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    Why would anyone want to look like Kim Kardashian? She's not that hot.
     
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    I'm glad to see a nurse putting her retirement savings to such good use.






    I hope she plays Lotto and Scratch-off-Sevens to really keep that nest egg secure.
     
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    She hotter than Mlaw?
     
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    It's good to know that squatting 300 times a day will still make your ass look like a burlap sack full of marbles.
     
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    I'm guessing there are easier ways to attract the fine brothers.