Another pro-Woody Allen aside from Howard

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  1. schnauzer

    schnauzer Well-Known Member

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    During today's interview with Chelsea 'I fucked the boss for a talk show' Handler

    Howard "Ronan Farrow is Mia Farrow's kid"

    Chelsea "We don't know who his father is"

    Howard "We do, I think it's Woody. He looks like Mia Farrow. He doesn't look like Frank Sinatra"

    Robin "It looks like he didn't have a father":endit:

    Howard "Frank Sinatra is like a troll. He doesn't look like Frank Sinatra"

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    I agree that Ronan Farrow looks very much like his mother (who I readily accept is nuts). But he's also the image of Frank
    For the last year or so, Howard's been peppering his spiel with many subtle affirmations towards the clarinet king of the Upper West Side. WHY??!! if he's anticipating a Chimneyville sleepover with the Allens, he'll have a fuckin' long wait :fil:
     
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    Was Howard trying to be funny there?

    The kid looks EXACTLY like Frank Sinatra's kid would have looked like

    Maybe it was a Benjy line?
     
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    everyone knows its Franks kid


    it if was Woody's son he would look like this

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  4. Rob0729

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    Howard is just projecting because he knows Ashley looks absolutely nothing like him and if Ronan is the product of an affair, then he might have to accept that so could Ashley. Ironically, Ashley is the only daughter willing to be seen in public with him.
     
  5. Murcielago

    Murcielago Dead Pull Hitter Gold

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    Sinatra was "like a troll"?. Right, Howie, he only banged dozens of the hottest A-List celebrities of his time.
     
  6. Rob0729

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    IDK, Ronan's eyes and nose look pretty much spot on for Sinatra's. In fact, Ronan looks more like Frank than Frank Jr does.

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    BTW, Mia has never said that kid belongs to Sinatra to keep things on kilter...
     
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    She did say that Ronan was "possibly" Frank's kid last year in Vanity Fair although no DNA test confirmed it. Woody believes that Ronan could be Frank's kid because he said in his op ed piece in the NYT that Ronan looks an awful lot like Frank.
     
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    The nebbish genes are too strong for them to have simply ignored their ugly-programming and let Ronan skate with Mia's genes alone here, no fucking way its Woody's dna.

    Ronans kind of a creepy little dude on a side note, he's got these little girl hands. Saw him on Maher a few weeks back, the kid acts like he's getting paid by the word.
     
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    this. woody is so grotesque, his ugly genes would be dominant and somehow "taint" ronan's face. there's nothing quirky or unattractive about him. IMO, frank is ronan's father.
    sinatra when he was alive, of course, was very protective of mia.
     
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    Ronan Farrow...............gay or straight? He gives off a tutti frutti vibe.
     
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    Let's also remember that Woody Allen has a neurotic thing about pulling out and finishing on himself.

    I don't believe he ever completed the act with Mia. It's like how Howard and Beeth "have sex" but not really.
     
  13. Jayla

    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    Ronan looks like Mia AND Frank, because Mia and Frank kind of look like each other AND he's Mia AND Frank's kid. The Sinatra's - or one of them, can't remember which one, even said publicly about Ronan " we consider him family." - Why would they do that if he wasn't Frank's kid??
     
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    Exactly. From the tough tweets and being Frank's kid (allegedly) I thought he'd have some balls. On Bill Maher, he had a light voice and acted very effeminate. I assume he has a partner. :dontknow:
     
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    It behooves us not to jump to conclusions but yes he does seem a little floral. I'll give you that. That much I will give you. But think about it, if the guy is scratching the left ear with the right hand, that's a glamour shot.

    Apparently it can all start innocently enough, you can wake up one day and suddenly it feels very normal and necessary to use a skin moisturizer. Next thing you know you're taking in three musicals a month with the ankle dolphin tat to back it up.
     
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    Let us assume that Ronan and Mia had sweet fuck all going on -- no one wanted to hear from them, they weren't doing shit. Woody Allen, OTOH, has produced film after film for decades.
     
  17. SouthernListen

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    Sorry, this is one of the most definitive "he looks like his father" kids I've ever seen. The blue eyes, the lip cleft, the facial structure. Sinatra had a very distinct look from most people when young, and this kid has some of that. It's not even in the realm of possibility that Woody Allen sired that kid.

    This is Woody's spawn.
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