I just went out the backdoor to adjust my SIRIUS antenna. I thought it was buried in snow. It seems it fell off it's perch mounted on the wall on the side of the house. Well I took one step outside and WAAM BAAM solid ice. fell down every step. cracked my arm. I can't even raise it and I'm all bruised up. my right leg is trashed. I'm gonna bruise like a mfer cuz I just got blood thinners last night. I'm already covered in bruises and it just happened 20 min ago. UGH. was I Hitler in a former life? Am I really as bad as ETM to deserve all this and now this!? AND I OVERCOOKED MY EGGS while this was going on! thank you for letting me rant while typing with one finger.