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  1. Mlaw

    Mlaw Quite Contrarian VIP Gold

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    SurveyMonkey CEO David Goldberg died of severe head trauma in an exercise accident in the Mexican resort town of Punta Mita, a Mexican state official said Monday.

    Goldberg, husband of Facebook executive Sheryl Sandberg, was found lying next to a treadmill on Friday at a resort in Punta Mita near Puerto Vallarta on Mexico’s Pacific coast.

    The official said he left his room at about 4 p.m. to exercise, and family members went to look for him after he didn’t return. He was found at about 6:30 p.m. in a gymnasium lying by a treadmill in a pool of blood, with a blow to the lower back of his head. He apparently had slipped on the treadmill and hit the machine, said the official, who spoke on condition of anonymity because the person was not authorized to speak to the press.


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    Calloused Shins Well-Known Member

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    What a conqueror. Perfect, this billionaire will be looking for a rebound fuck. Time to pack my bags to silicon valley
     
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    " Treadmill " ?
    Is that the name of a breakfast-buffet restaurant ...:rolleyes:
     
  4. Power Bottom

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    Stern related?
     
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    This guys story is on every news site, every paper etc.... Who the fuck cares? Some rich guy has an heart attack/accident and it's news, take away his cash and it's no story.
     
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    If only there was a way this could lead to some riots! I miss riots. :(
     
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    Beta male gets owned by a treadmill.
     
  8. AmishGirl

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    :giggle:
     
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    THIS WAS NO TREADMILL ACCIDENT!
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    How do you get a blow to the lower back of your head from a treadmill? You fall forward.
     
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    I've heard rumours about this as well ... wasn't he in some type of financial trouble?
     
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    MyLazyHand Russia and France Know What to Do

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    Yeah, I'll bet his wallet went missing, too. You know how that happens in treadmill accidents.

    I guess that's one way to get a divorce.
     
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    Maybe he was running backwards? :dontknow: (I wonder if they'll find a license plate in his stomach?)
     
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    I just figure anything is possible (for an affordable price) in Mexico.
     
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    Maybe he was dancing.

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    Saw the same thing in my gym, the other day. Some flat slob decided to start running and tripped mid way short of breath.

    If you are a fat fucking slob and want to lose weight do not think you can do it over night by running a hundred miles, like you are a 16 year old kid. Have a plan and keep working on it before you achieve your 5 - 6 miles an hour.
     
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    MyLazyHand Russia and France Know What to Do

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    Hold on, I'm taking notes. Where is the soda machine for when I get thirsty?
     
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