Entertainment Another reason to hate Paltrow

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  1. Shithead

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    If there really is a need for another


    Gwyneth Paltrow's 11-year-old daughter Apple is having £140 facials with top Hollywood beauty therapist according to reports
    By Rebecca Davison for MailOnline
    Published: 19:59 EST, 18 February 2016 | Updated: 15:46 EST, 19 February 2016

    Gwyneth Paltrow's daughter, Apple, 11, is being treated to £140 a time facials with a top Hollywood beauty therapist.
    According to The Mirror, the pre-teen whose father is Coldplay rocker Chris Martin, is being taken for treatments with facialist Sonya Dakar.
    Her clients are said to include Leonardo DiCaprio and Jennifer Lawrence - and her first superstar client was said to be Ellie Goulding.
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    Lavish treat: Gwyneth Paltrow's daughter, Apple, 11, (right) is reportedly being treated to £140 a time facials with a top Hollywood beauty therapist, Sonya Dakur
    MailOnline has contacted a representative for Gwyneth Paltrow for comment. A representative for Sonya Dakar Skin Care has denied that Apple is a client of theirs in a comment to MailOnline.

    A source has told the Mirror that Apple is majorly into her new regime, explaining: 'She loves it. She said ‘Mummy, you have to go only to Sonya.’ She’s so into health.'
    While Apple is not yet a teen, Sonya's website states that she has specific facials catered to younger skin.
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    Out there: Gwyneth is no stranger to going the extra mile when it comes to beauty treatments and last year, she revealed she goes to spas in order to focus on her private female parts
    There's a choice of treatments for teens at the clinic, including the diamond peel, facial fitness and blue light treatment.
    Gwyneth, who also has a son called Moses, nine, with Chris, is no stranger to going the extra mile when it comes to her own pampering regime.
    Last year, she revealed she goes to spas in order to focus on her private female parts.
    The now 43-year-old actress recommended a vaginal spa in Santa Monica where women have their vagina steamed.
    She said: 'Tikkun is the next level when it comes to Korean spas, combining high-tech far infrared heat with traditional Korean sauna therapies,' the Mortdecai actress tamely began her post.
    'So, if you want to lay down in a Himalayan salt brick tiled sauna, or sit in a Hwangto clay room, you get the added benefit of far infrared heat. And, in addition to the sauna rooms, there’s a long menu of massages and kick-a** body scrubs to complement the sauna time.'
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    Before they consciously uncoupled: Gwyneth and her ex, Chris Martin are also parents to a nine-year-old son called Moses
    The blonde got more specific four sentences down when she added, 'We’re burying the lede though, because the real golden ticket here is the Mugworth V-Steam: You sit on what is essentially a mini-throne, and a combination of infrared and mugwort steam cleanses your uterus, et al.'
    Meanwhile, Gwyneth recently wrote about parenthood in an article on her GOOP blog.
    She said: 'When in my grown-up sphere I am confronted with disappointment or my own intolerance and a bad mood to boot, I often name what is going on (in other words, I say, “Mommy is having a hard day, and I am feeling upset...
    'Sometimes I don’t have the maturity in the moment, and when it fails me, I apologize at bedtime when my children and I are having a talk.
    'I have felt my daughter’s whole body sigh in relief when I have simply and very specifically voiced regretting my own behavior. Here’s to doing the best we can.'
     
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    I'm not saying a damn thing... There's way too much weirdness in this story.
    Ok.. One thing:
    "Steamed Vaginas"???
     
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    Woof Liver Shots?

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    Fuck that cunt..........Google how she was so busy trying dresses she ignored how sick her father was and how he died hours later.....
     
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    Did you hear her stalker just got acquitted a second time
     
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    Like I needed a other reason to hate her. :pissed:
     
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    I need another reason?

    All you need to know was to see how mystified she was taking the $20 weekly food challenge. I could live for a month on that in college.

    I'm sure she is a Hillary voter too.
     
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    Fuck you. I was tying that.
     
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    Maybe the judge found it hard to believe anyone really wanted to stalk her ;)
     
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    The vagina steamings sound like a good idea
     
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    I'd like to jump on the bandwagon, but dumb comments dont disqualify them from me being attracted. :dontknow:


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    Yeah, I read all about it on Goop....
     
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    I'd fuck her silly....but anyone who comes up with the phrase "conscious uncoupling"; instead of using the word "divorce", has to be a major fucking cunt........steamed vagina or not.
     
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    End thread.\
     
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    Dick Fitzwell Opinions are like assholes ... and so am I

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    I'd offer free facials :c
     
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    "How do you prefer your vagina prepared?"

    "Steamed."
     
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    Not bad looking for an idiot....