Another religion themed thread

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by gwartney, Jun 6, 2013.

  1. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? VIP

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    Is going to drive me to drink.
     
  2. Bro

    Bro Corporate Fascist Gold

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    First.
     
  3. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? VIP

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    I have some cheap cherry flavored whiskey that tastes like Nyqil.
     
  4. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    holy wine??? blood of Christ amen.
     
  5. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? VIP

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    I'd probably be bleeding from the asshole if I drank the whole bottle.
     
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    I got pretty drunk on it one time while I was an altar boy in junior high.
     
  7. Bro

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    Ihave skyy vodka starwberry infused.

    Shit rules.

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  8. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? VIP

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    I had some vodka that was infused with, I think, Jalapenos. It was kinda good. Had a kick. I didn't get what brand or anything.
     
  9. HeinousMark

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    I've been on a gin & tonic (soda, actually) kick for quite a while now, tryin' to lose some weight.... I usually throw some lemon or lime or OJ in there.
     
  10. DrSublux

    DrSublux Who am dis VIP

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    Could you put me on Ignore, because MatthewT will be here soon. Thanks
     
  11. tomtom

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    Show us on the doll where he touched you.
     
  12. Lemmy

    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

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    It could be worse......it could drive you to rape young boys.
     
  13. wicked smaaaht

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    :wub: I'm officially stalking you. :)
     
  14. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? VIP

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    That's only after I drink.
     
  15. Lemmy

    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

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    :yes:

    I knew all of my "sweet talk" would pay off!
     
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    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

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    .....only after you drink water that was turned into wine that represents the blood of jesus? Or just after you drink anything?
     
  17. wicked smaaaht

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    :cheer: