Another scumbag sues over hot coffee being hot

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  1. chapped

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    Cop Suing Starbucks Says He Didn't Think the Coffee 'Was That Hot'



    The North Carolina police lieutenant, who is suing Starbucks after burning himself when his free cup of coffee spilled, took the stand for the second time today saying that he wasn't prepared for how hot the beverage was.

    "I didn't know it was that hot," Matthew Kohr said during his cross examination in a Raleigh court today.

    Kohr and his wife are suing the coffee giant for $750,000 to cover legal and medical expenses as well as the damages they both suffered -- from his burns that he claims caused a flare up in his pre-existing Crohn's disease and caused him to have intestinal surgery, and for the emotional distress that his wife went through in the loss of her "intimate partner," as described in the lawsuit. The suit states that the lid popped up and the cup folded in on itself, spilling the hot coffee on Kohr's thigh and groin area.


    https://gma.yahoo.com/cop-suing-sta...offee-hot-185002840--abc-news-topstories.html
     
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    Dionysus Shit Mult

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    Did the cop take his coffee "black" ?
     
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    harlock ancora imparo Gold

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    must have burnt his dick :eek:
     
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    ...ive never seen and dont know how a starbucks cup would 'fold in on itself'. this guy is a loon, his first request was for 10 million in damages.
     
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    harlock ancora imparo Gold

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    #blackcoffeematters
     
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    the only words worse than burnt + dick
    are teeth + blowjob
     
  7. Rakdar

    Rakdar “Only the shallow know themselves.” ~Oscar Wilde

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    So I guess coffee on the outside of your body bothers your Crohns worse than if you drank it? That's some crazy shit right there.
     
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    "Robin, let's get this guy in here and let George Takei examine the injury and describe it in great detail, I'll take off my headphones and just listen"
     
  9. chapped

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    wang
     
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    He takes his coffee like he takes his men.
     
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    Ban the police from Starbucks, then they will be safe.
     
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    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    @Lemmy? I can totally see him doing this. He's so angry.
     
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    :giggle:
     
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    Starbucks should have a disclaimer somewhere posted in the store.....what the fck happened to "it was an accident"
     
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    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

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    I don't drink coffee and I don't take freebies. I sure as hell wouldn't bitch about burning myself if I got the coffee for free and I was clumsy.......asshole!
     
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    Let's see a pic of the wife, I'm guessing he poured the coffee deliberately to get out of having to fuck his 'Intimate Partner'.
     
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    Donuts?
     
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    A guy I work with stops at some suburban donut shop on the way in. There is no way to resist those fantastically delicious fuckers. :bigcry:
     
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    your new AV is too happy... totality fucking my image of you up
     
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