WTF Another sexless Saturday night......

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  1. fredrogers

    fredrogers Well-Known Member

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    Been married almost 17 years. We both turned 40 this past year and for the last four months, sex has been as dead as shit and not by my choice. Little guy stayed at my parent's house tonight and we went out for dinner and drinks. Plenty of talk during dinner that we were gonna fool around and when it came time, she froze up like a fucking Eskimo. Things have pretty much been this way for the last four months or so. We get into bed and it's excuse after excuse. "Get me water, I need a drink" "Let's do a shot or something" "Let's just have sex and forget about the foreplay"
    All I've been limited to the last four months or so has been straight missionary sex and that has only happened maybe three times since then. I'm now drunk , stoned and have a gnarly case of blueballs while she is laying down in the bedroom pretending that I'm the problem.

    If we didn't haven an 11 year old, I'd be out the fucking door.

    Trapped like a fucking rat.
     
  2. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    You should probably kill yourself
     
  3. fredrogers

    fredrogers Well-Known Member

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    I can't say it's something I haven't thought about.
     
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    dawg In The Dog House Staff Member

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    Shit man you are still young, time for a younger model. Hit the clubs! Get some of that young snatch.
     
  5. BethSucks

    BethSucks Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    Tubegalore is your friend.....
     
  6. DiamondGoddess

    DiamondGoddess Born Ready for My Close-Up! Gold

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    Something is def going on with her.

    You gotta spelunk that shit out!!!

    Is she mad at you?

    What happened 4 mos. ago?
     
  7. DrSublux

    DrSublux Who am dis VIP

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    wow
     
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    DrSublux Who am dis VIP

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    take a warm shower, lube up and stick it in her ass while you tickle her butter bean
     
  9. fredrogers

    fredrogers Well-Known Member

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    Our sex life has always been pretty damn healthy. When the little dude is out for the night, there's plenty of foreplay, naughty talk and toys. About four months ago, he was out one night at my parent's and we went out for dinner. Came back home, drank a bit, played some cards and she just didn't want to fool around.


    Seriously, that's how it went down and pretty much that's how it's been since.
     
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    fredrogers Well-Known Member

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    If it wouldn't financially kill me, I would.
     
  11. max rockatansky

    max rockatansky I'm just here for the gasoline Gold

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    Get a hot tub, add some wine - you are welcome
     
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  12. fredrogers

    fredrogers Well-Known Member

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    Tubegalore, myhomemoviestube, redtube, pornhub........They're all old and very good friends. ;)
     
  13. Swedish John

    Swedish John I'm your huckleberry

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    She probably has an emotional friend.

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  14. hsdramaqueen

    hsdramaqueen It takes horns to hold up my halo Gold

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    :( Wow. That's quite a quick swing in the opposite direction. I'm sorry for you. Hope you can figure it out.
     
  15. Nickthedick

    Nickthedick Absotutely

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    i really think you should take chrizas advice
     
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    Perimenopause?
     
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    fredrogers Well-Known Member

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    That would be ok by me. At least I'd know if she still had a sex drive.
     
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    Don't tell.
     
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    fredrogers Well-Known Member

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    That's another one of her excuses. But it's not like she's seen a doctor or anything logical like that.
     
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    hsdramaqueen It takes horns to hold up my halo Gold

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    FFS don't listen to Chriza and the dick. You have a kid. He needs you.