Another Story That Evolved - Now The Chick Who Used The N-Word Was A Model.

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  1. tv910

    tv910 Well-Known Member

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    Heard Howard re-tell (again) the story about his "mad tear" when he was supposedly picking up women at clubs and one chick called a bouncer the N-Word. Noticed that this time he said the girl was a model (the "upper echelon of women", according to Howard) and they left in his car (he couldn't remember who was driving him that night). Thought that conflicted with his earlier versions so I checked Marksfriggin. In all the examples I found he never referred to her as a model and said they left the club in a cab (like Howard would ever take a taxi).


    Here's an example of the old story:

    Howard Done With The Awful Club Scene. 01/31/07. 6:15am
    Howard talked about going out to clubs when he was single again. He said he went to a club one time and picked up a chick who ended up calling the bouncer at the club the N-word. He wondered who the hell he was standing next to when that was going on. He said people could have seen that and had it written up in the paper. He said she told him she lived in Hell's Kitchen and figured that was bad news so he got rid of her as fast as he could. He said he pushed her out of the cab and kept going. Howard knew that chick was big trouble and he didn't agree with her view of the world. He figured she was really low rent so he ended it before it started.


    Here's the version from this week:

    David Arquette Story And Howard's Clubbing Days. 03/17/15. 7:40am
    Howard said he went out once and this girl came up and she was a model. He said she was really hot. Howard said it was like going fishing. Howard said she walked away but then she came back. Howard said then she said ''Lets get out of here.'' Howard said he went out but then she ended up using the N-word. Howard said he was standing there with her and then she uses the N-word. Howard said this nice bouncer guy was helping but she was yelling at him and said ''Fuck you nig*er!'' Howard said that he thought he was with her and he didn't even know her. Howard said he started backing back. He said he wanted to go home. He said he got into his car to go home and she jumped in. Howard said he asked her what that was. She said ''What?'' like she didn't know. Howard said he wanted to drop her off because he didn't want to be with her. He said he dropped her in Hell's Kitchen somewhere. He said he never went out to a club again after that. Howard said he has no idea where Hell's Kitchen even is. Robin said they're in Midtown right now. She said Hell's Kitchen is around 9th Ave in the 40s. She said it's west of where they're at. Howard said he's not even sure where ''west'' is. Howard said this girl was so hot and he wondered if she should bang a racist model or not.

     
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    such a fucking liar...I don't believe a word of it
     
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    DrDestouches Well-Known Member

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    The first version was as much a lie as the second I'm sure. Is it really necessary to parse through them all?

    It would be easier just to assume everything he says is a lie. You'd be right more times than not.
     
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    Imagine all those models Howard would never have gotten a chance to fuck if he stayed married.
     
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    Rupert Pupkin That Ass is Attached to Daniela Lopez Gold

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    Here is another story from 2006

    Howard's Nose Job And Freedom From Marriage. 01/19/06. 10:40am

    Howard and Ralph spent some time talking about the days when he was still single and trying to meet tons of chicks. There were always chicks out when they'd go out together. They remembered the days when Howard had women floating around him like flys to shit. As soon as Howard would leave, the women would disperse and Ralph would be stuck with the bill.

    Howard talked about one day when he picked up a chick at a club and took her out of there. As they were leaving, a bouncer asked her not to push him. She said ''Fuck you nig***!'' so Howard wanted to get out of there. He said that was the last time he wanted to sleep with a chick he met in a club. She was yelling out the N-word to a bouncer in a club, that's crazy. Richard came in and told Howard that he should give a show to Ralph and some of his other friends to talk about what it was like when Howard was dating. Howard said that wasn't something he was looking to do, they'll keep that on the show.
     
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    itsawig Well-Known Member

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    Model carries less weight than porn star. Every decent looking woman at the club is a model.
     
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    crazypreacher Hey yo

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    Mad tear=his rectum at the bath house.
     
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    :mad:
    Howard got to the club before they took the chairs off the tables and banged 3 models