Another teacher teaching sex-ed

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  1. Shithead

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    She needs to give up the burritos tho....

    Texas teacher arrested for car sex with male student after being charged with improper relationship with another 15-year-old: cops

    BY Jason Molinet
    NEW YORK DAILY NEWS
    Wednesday, April 15, 2015, 11:44 PM
    [​IMG] Irving Police Department
    MacArthur High School teacher Kaitlyn Renee Granado, 24, of Irving, Texas, is accused of having an improper relationship with two male students.
    What are the odds? Just ask this math teacher.

    A Texas instructor already charged with having an improper relationship with one student was caught in a tryst with another teenage boy, Irving police said.

    Kaitlyn Granado, 24, was arrested Monday on the same charge for the second time in a month, the latest for allegedly having sex in the back seat of her car with a high school sophomore on back-to-back nights in January, the Fort Worth Star-Telegram reported.

    School officials said the math teacher at MacArthur High School in Irving, Texas, has been placed on administrative leave.

    The school said it uncovered the most recent sexual relationship while investigating Granado's alleged sexual contact with a 15-year-old in April 2014.

    The student in the first case told authorities he kissed the teacher and fondled Granado's breasts, CBS Dallas reported.

    She was arrested March 19 and released on $10,000 bail.

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    MacArthur High School in Irving, Texas.


    Then another student admitted to an improper relationship with Granado, this time having car sex across the street from a Dallas elementary school. After he latest arrest, bail was raised to $50,000.

    Neither student has been identified.
     
  2. MrWarmth

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    These guys need to be taught the Golden Rule of men and women: A GENTLEMAN NEVER TELLS
     
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    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

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    Fucking A.
     
  5. BatmiteReturns

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    I need a full body shot.

    If she has an amazing pair of hoots then NOT GUILTY
     
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    This judge agrees.
     
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    Loose lips sink ships
     
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    GIVE HER THE CHAIR - GUILTY!
     
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    Slow My name is my name DawgShed News

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    Too porky for my liking but because it was in a car i'm going to assume she left her shirt on and rode the little fucker to the promised land and then took him through a mcdonalds drive through. Not guilty.
     
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    NOPE!
    GUILTY!
     
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    Ive done worse
     
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    If she has great tits then you must acquit.... however that didn't work out here.
     
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    I always try to be lenient in these cases, but I'm sorry - when the gunt protrudes out further than the boobs, there's no chance for an acquittal. ;)
     
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    Hugh Blowmont Just be funny

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    Guilty. Death penalty.
     
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    She has a nice face.

    She should plead out and be sentenced to 1 year of community service, like giving handjobs in a old folks home.
     
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    Slow My name is my name DawgShed News

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    In cases like this we need a picture of the "victim". If she is taking the quarterback from the football team and keeping him from his right of passage with some tight cheerleader than she is guilty. But if she is doing God's work and helping some average zit faced little shit bust his first nut then I think she deserves the court's mercy. I was not one of the lucky ones at 15 and would have taken this easy lay and kept my mouth shut about it.
     
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    GUILTY!
     
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    that is not the standard of proof in Dawgshed court

    Guilty!
     
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    El Guilto mucho