Another use for the vagina

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  1. Shithead

    Shithead Well-Known Member

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    Drug smuggler needed surgery to remove stash of heroin from her vagina
    Miranda Baldonado, 19, had to be hospitalised after being stopped by police in Arizona



    YAVAPAI COUNTY SHERIFFS DEPT [​IMG]
    Miranda Baldonado, 19
    A female drug smuggler needed surgery to remove a stash of heroin from her vagina, police have revealed.

    Miranda Baldonado needed medical attention after she and two accomplices were caught in Arizona.

    The 19-year-old was a passenger in a car driven by convicted drug trafficker Michael Torrez when the pair were stopped by authorities in in Yavapai County.

    Fellow suspect Sarah Valencia, 19, was also riding in the Chrysler PT Cruiser, the New York Daily News reported.



    YAVAPAI COUNTY SHERIFFS DEPT [​IMG]
    Sarah Valencia
    According to the local sheriff's office: "They were unable to answer basic questions that a group of passengers sharing a destination would commonly know."

    A drug dog search of the vehicle found a pound of heroin, wrapped in condoms.

    However it soon became apparent that Baldonado and Valencia had hidden additional drugs inside their “private area” as they were pulled over, the sheriff's report said.

    Valencia was able to remove her package without help, but Baldonado required medical assistance.

    Deputies recovered more than a pound and a half of heroin in total.



    YAVAPAI COUNTY SHERIFFS DEPT [​IMG]
    Michael Torrez
    Torrez, 29, was on parole in New Mexico for a drug conviction.

    The three, from New Mexico, were charged with multiple felonies, including possession and transportation of narcotics for sale.

    Baldonado and Valencia were also charged with evidence tampering.

    Torrez was jailed on $180,000 bond.

    A judge set bond on the two teens at $150,0000.
     
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  2. MyLazyHand

    MyLazyHand Russia and France Know What to Do

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    That guy doesn't look guilty of anything, does he?
     
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    Cinnaminion All Shadowy Light

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    And here I thought this thread was gonna be some real ''lifehack'' tips on more uses for the vagina...like changing a lightbulb or peeling potatoes.

    Everyone knows you can stash your drugs there.:rolleyes:
     
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    Not guilty
    Probation
    Death Penality
     
  7. AcquiringSignal

    AcquiringSignal Girthy VIP

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    I have been pondering a huge neck tattoo. Still on the fence.
     
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    yaddc Well-Known Member

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    I guess the smell of fish is to trow the dogs off.
     
  9. HypocriteHowie

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    The jury is going to get an eye full when that case goes to trial.
     
  10. MyLazyHand

    MyLazyHand Russia and France Know What to Do

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    When you're ready to completely give up on the rest of your life, get a neck or face tattoo.
     
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    Go for it! Think of all the heroin stuffed pussy you will get. :up:
     
  12. Homerj123

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    Why does it always seem that the people with the biggest religious tattoos are the biggest criminals and gang members? There should be a real study conducted about this.
     
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    From a taxpayer standpoint, look at the bright side. They probably saved money on the surgery itself because they didn't have to shave her ahead of time.
     
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    it would mean you have achieved status as a pillar of society
     
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    you would think they might use ppl who dont look like dope dealers
     
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    Bummer for them they didn't get pulled over in San Francisco.

    Did I ever mention my plan that all tattoos above the neckline should become legal aiming points?
     
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    If the thing you most want to shove into two 19 yo latina vaginas is drugs, you have a serious problem esai.
     
  18. Head Censor

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    This is a disaster for these two girls.

    While they're in jail, who's going to take care of their grandchildren? :dontknow:















    :p
     
  19. Honkey Donkey

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    I don't think Miranda is guilty .
    The other two look like rat bastards and should get the chair .
    That's just me though .
     
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    :lol: