Another victim collapses at the heart attack grill in vegas...

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  1. wanker

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    Las Vegas, NV (KTNV) -- It happened again. A woman is in the hospital after she possibly had a heart attack at the Heart Attack Grill in downtown Las Vegas.
    Owner Jon Bassa says it happened Saturday while the woman was eating a hamburger.
    He say that she was rushed to the hospital and is expected to recover.
    This is the second time this year that someone has left the Heart Attack Grill on a stretcher.
    A man reportedly had a heart attack there in February.


    http://www.ktnv.com/news/local/148485875.html
     
  2. TripTo My Taint

    TripTo My Taint Well-Known Member

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    Well, it's important to realize that the instantaneous moment they're eating the hamburger has nothing to do with their heart attacks. It's the decades upon decades of self-abuse that has finally crept up on them; the timing is purely coincidence.

    It's still good for business, though!
     
  3. MrWarmth

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    I wonder what happens over at B.J.'s Bar and Grill
     
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    Robin!
     
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    Valid question
     
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    B Stache is Bahindur Stachian

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    Bitch got what she deserved. Fat fucks over 350lbs. eat for free there.
     
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    B Stache is Bahindur Stachian

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    You might be onto something, the waitresses there are pretty hot.
     
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    Why is this news?!!! It's fucking called "THE HEART ATTACK GRILL"!!!!!!!!! It would be one thing if people were dying at a restaurant called "The Safest Place in the World Where We Guarantee 100% No Harm Will Come To You and You Will Leave Here Healthier Than You Came Cafe", but this is just a case of truth in advertising.


    In other news, a recent investigation revealed 2 middle-age businessmen from Iowa became erect while visiting a Hooter's in Los Angeles. Video at 11.
     
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    B Stache is Bahindur Stachian

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    Obviously we're not dealing with staff from Harvard on this one.
     
  10. Stew Nod

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    The Grill is just saving our great country endless medical bills, for fatties who undoubtably have no ability to pay for their own health care, because they are too obese to work

    Open one in every town...fix healthcare now!
     
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    Mmmm lard frys and butterfat shakes......
     
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    Howard 100 News is on top of that story
     
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    lol
     
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    A friend of mine had an older woman choke on asparagus and die in his restaraunt.....does that make vegetables bad for you?
     
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    That place seems like a party, might have to try it out.
     
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