News Another vigilante fires at fleeing shoplifter then gets arrested after posting about it on Facebook

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    A man in Arizona tried to be a hero by stopping a robber, but allegedly committed a drive-by shooting in the process, ABC15 reported. Court papers allege that John Haag was outside a Walgreens pharmacy, when he saw someone run out of the store. Haag went in and asked employees if they had just been robbed. When they said yes, he took off after them. Haag allegedly got in his car and followed the robber, who was driving a U-Haul truck, and then pulled up alongside the truck and opened fire. Neither the truck nor the driver were hit.


    The alleged incident occurred back in March, but police didn’t arrest Haag until May, tracking down the suspected vigilante after he posted about the incident on social media. Haag is reportedly charged with aggravated assault, drive-by shooting, and unlawful discharge of a firearm.
    “I had good intentions and I meant the best, and I meant to disable the vehicle,” Haag told ABC15. But after firing his weapon at the robbers, he thought, “What the hell did I just do?”

    http://lawnewz.com/high-profile/man-trying-to-be-hero-arrested-for-allegedly-firing-at-shoplifter/
     
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    Is this the good guy with the gun or the bad guy with the gun? I get confused.
     
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    I just see a moron.
     
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    I spend my weekends sitting in my car in front of Target, waiting for some punk kid to come running out so that I can introduce him to Mr. Blasty in the parking lot.

    :grad:
     
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    Horrible shot. Get back to the range, 007.
     
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    People are silly
     
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    :facepalm: for missing at point blank range.

    :facepalm: for posting about it online.

    Thats called an asshole with or without a gun.

    The poor firearm was innocent.
     
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    I usually boast about my rapes on-line. :grad:
     
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    Couldn't hit the broadside of a U-Haul :facepalm:
     
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    Is "Mr. Blasty" the name of your bong?
     
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    Dumb ass could've killed an innocent bystander
     
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    You're in your patrol car you see a guy opening fire on another car, what do you do? :jj:

    Like i said, this guy is a moron
     
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    I thought that's what he called his boyfriends junk. :dontknow:
     
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    He's a dead guy, that's called a freebie.
     
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    Boom
     
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    Jesus, I thought I was watching a Lil' Dicky video. His appearance before the judge should go well.
     
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    I'm sorry, let me introduce you all to my good friend, Mr. Blasty. :smile:

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    Misses a Uhaul at point blank

    Death penalty for being a dipshit
     
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    You live in California and just posted that on the Internet?! Risky, yet ballsy. And no offense, but a pistol grip on a shot gun is just retarded. This ain't the Terminator, pal. If you don't have time to shoulder a sweet Benelli 12 gauge loaded with turkey load, with the plug out, the thieves deserve all your positions.
     
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