Answer honestly: how much money would you need to throw it into Gunty Quivers?

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  1. Greekfreak

    Greekfreak New Member Banned User

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    I wouldn't take any money. I'd rather be homeless.
     
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    j shmuck Well-Known Member

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    Hmmm if my wife was okay with it probably not too much. I'd actually probably do it for as little as $300 (which is basically the going rate for escorts).

    Don't get me wrong. I find her way too old and not attractive at all. It's just that as long as I didn't have to kiss her, eat her, or do anything remotely affectionate, I'd close my eyes and throw my cock in her for about 10 minutes.

    Then pretend it never happened and spend the money on somehting cool
     
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    I'm not driving into the city, if she came to me and got a nice hotel room.. I'd do it for free. I'd suck her, fuck her, eat out her asshole, lick her toes, shave her back and change her piss bag.

    Hey, I'm a fan and it's a story.. fuck it.
     
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    I have no problem with her vagina, but her personality sucks. That being said........$1,138.67
     
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    I'd do it just for the opportunity to degrade her.
     
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    cost of this x2

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    I'd be her caucasian boy toy if I got to live in her LBI mansion & drive the BMW Howard bought her..
     
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    Answer: too much
     
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    I have integrity and can't be bought . . .
     
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    everyone has a price
     
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    Not when it comes to Robin . . .
     
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    j shmuck Well-Known Member

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    Let's face it guys.
    Must of us have probably fucked an overweight girl in our past.
    Most of us probably fucked a girl whose personality we can't stand.
    Most of us have probably fucked someone who we found physically unnattractive

    Mine as well make some money off of it. Just add booze (but not too much, wanna come quick and get it over with)
     
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    Umm, I can't get hard if the subject is THAT unattractive--money ain't gonna help.

    If you can get it up for Robin, you should enjoy the zoo...
     
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    be a combination of money and booze and no one could know id take that secret to my grave
     
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    $1,000,000 while alive $1,000 when dead (and silent).
     
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    She's famous. I'd do her for the story.
    Just an old fat black woman who looks like robin?
    Um..no
     
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    tree fiddy