Answer me a question about my IPhone

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  1. Shithead

    Shithead Well-Known Member

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    I'm a somewhat idiot but when it comes to these things but why do i have to enter my pass code {which is fine} but anytime i have the thing in my pants pocket and bend a certain why or sit something will open, either Safari browser, or my Itunes library will start playing or my weather app will open, etc.....Fuckin' wierd
     
  2. MilkyDischarge

    MilkyDischarge Proud Schtick POTY 2016 Gold

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    Ralph can fix that for you.
     
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    EmperorsNewCaps Member

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    ask siri.
     
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    cg256 Well-Known Member VIP

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    Do you have shortcuts on your pin screen to common apps like they have on android? That could be it. Or maybe you push the button and a long press triggers an app to open or something.
     
  5. TheMercenary

    TheMercenary Collecting Light Gold

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    "Boff, I called Jeff Schick. He said upgrade your Lotus Notes SIM card. He was with @ARM who said smart phones are for fags. Hope that helps"

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    Kool Well-Known Member

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    Well u are a shithead.
     
  7. MGD

    MGD Active Member

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    Sometimes when I cough or clear my throat with my headphones with a mic on it it acts like you describe. Must be some kind of sound when it's in your pocket that activates it.
     
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    Then it actually works! ;)
     
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    reno VIP Extreme Gold

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    Maybe your phone is possessed by demons. It needs an exorcism.
     
  10. HowieStearn

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    I believe this is the repair procedure for that
     
  11. LawyerLarry

    LawyerLarry Mr. Fuckmoney in the Bank VIP

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    You should get one of those super cool belt holsters for your phone.
     
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    AllAboutHim Ed #mypurpose VIP

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    Did your phone get wet as some point? Ive seen phones behave erratically after getting when even though it still works for the most part.

    Try turning Siri off and see what happens.

    Sounds like it may be time to sell it to gazelle.com